Something roughly between 2525 and 3535

you know I was just gonna post that song

Well, so much for the 'holiday of a lifetime' claim by the Mars Tourist Board.

It was freezing and the food was bleeurgh. :(

Ian Brown's version is so rad.

also, why can't we have sex anymore?

what's with this teleportational energy converter insemination shit anyway?

of course, we have no STDS, but wtf, mang?

and why is sex outlawed?

I can't get used to it, it's performance levels has been really low, lately. I think I've got a little personal problem with my hard drive. :(

Because our babies started eating their mothers from the inside out. Some weird disease that only went to babies.

I know.. WOW!!! People used to learn with these things called books. People had them like all over their homes and stacked on shelves, taking up tons of space. HAHAH that's hilarious, what idiots!

Howard the duck, it indeed does suck that sex has been banned and outlawed, but there are many clans amongst us who secretly join 3 times a week to engage in various sex acts. They also produce their own pornography and trade with other clans since porn was banned many years ago. Check into it.

Good thing we still have virtual sex. I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't bust a nut in a robots mouth.

MiniPlenty is doing a doubleplusgood job this year!