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It's the year 3030
Apparently people like hundreds of years ago were using stuff called books!! LOL everything they learned was just typed on paper, it's crazy they didn't have everything online like we do now. I heard they even had wires that "plugged' stuff in, WTF!! And that's not even the weirdest thing I learned... There used to be white people! Like people that were pale and 100% Caucasian. and they were the racial majority in some countries!! I can't even imagine.
But ya know it sucks that everyone on Colony 1 on the moon died. The 1 child limit was a good idea, but it's just so over-crowded here on Earth still. It's too bad the nukes dropped in World War 26 made half of Asia unlivable and I was really hoping the moon colonies would work out. At least all the underground cities built in the last few hundred years give people a place to live though. Anyways, who else is excited for Detox? Only a few more months!!!!! |
Anyone heard the new Rolling Stones album?
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Hey man, not all the white people are gone. The government( who were all white as well in most western countries ) decided to make a secret white colony on Tellapau( a planet on the nearest galaxy to ours and the most earthlike) There are approximately 500 million " white people " there living in a pretty interesting environment.
Most of the local biological life forms are harmless ( except for the Stikes ). It is a pretty heavily forested planet ( except the trees are different here from the trees I learned about in my " Earth history classes ") They are much taller and their canopies are lived on by 60% of the forest inhabitant creatures ) I live there man. How's earth doing? Glad my ancestors left that ****hole, and I am surprised that the government cover-up of our departure succeeded. I thought you guys would have known about it. |
people died back then
cos they couldn't store our sentience in electric bodies like we do now |
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New My Bloody Valentine album set for release in 3030, says Kevin Shields Cult Shoegaze band set to release first new material since 1991's 'Loveless' http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...lds_(2008).jpg New My Bloody Valentine album set for release in 3030, says Kevin Shields My Bloody Valentine are set to release a new album this year, according to Kevin Shields. The band's feted third album, which was originally begun in the mid-1990s was shelved due to inter-band politics and wranglings with their record label. The band haven't released any new material since 1991's Loveless'. It was beginning work on remastering the group's two classic albums – 'Isn't Anything' and 'Loveless' – and a collection of EPs that led Shields to listen to the never-released third album, he told Mojo. "I listened to the stacks of CDs and thought, '****, this is better than the unreleased tracks on the compilation'. I decided it would be insane not to finish it," he said. |
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All major religions are now reflected upon in the same light as Greek mythology.
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Sorry guys, would love to talk about your crazy conspiracy theories about "music" and "books" (really? I'm not stupid!) but I'm on the run from those genetically modified bloodlusting whangdoodles created back in 3021 to purge the galaxy of vaporious manifolders. THAT turned out just peachy, didn't it? (LOL).
Whoops, gotta go! I can hear slavering! |
<inserts youtube clip of Deltron 3030's "3030">
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Fuck books yo
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Yeah, **** them.
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Its still goin fairly strong man. You could hang your washing off this like... |
Something roughly between 2525 and 3535
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you know I was just gonna post that song
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Well, so much for the 'holiday of a lifetime' claim by the Mars Tourist Board.
It was freezing and the food was bleeurgh. :( |
Ian Brown's version is so rad.
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also, why can't we have sex anymore?
what's with this teleportational energy converter insemination shit anyway? of course, we have no STDS, but wtf, mang? and why is sex outlawed? |
I can't get used to it, it's performance levels has been really low, lately. I think I've got a little personal problem with my hard drive. :(
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Howard the duck, it indeed does suck that sex has been banned and outlawed, but there are many clans amongst us who secretly join 3 times a week to engage in various sex acts. They also produce their own pornography and trade with other clans since porn was banned many years ago. Check into it. |
Good thing we still have virtual sex. I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't bust a nut in a robots mouth.
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MiniPlenty is doing a doubleplusgood job this year!
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Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming One thousand and sixty four years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming........ |
the Beach Boys release unfinished masterpiece "Laugh" from 2067 due to Brian Wilson's electronic artificial brain breaking down from ingestion of lighter fluids
and are reforming again except they're in their robot bodies |
417 credits for a pint?!!! Call me picky, but this synthobeer just tastes flat.
And what's with the Porvellians hogging the pool table all the time? I'm sure they're using telekinesis when they play too....trick shots my arse!! :mad: |
I've just finished work on my reverse time machine. I can't stand the useless, formulaic, faceless music we're forced to listen to these days (sucks that we all had to have ipods implanted in our brains at birth: I'm a little older so I only have one of those 9,459th generation ones: yeah, the ones WITHOUT the Total Immersion Video Holographic Sensory Feedback Field, what a tool eh?) and that they're ALWAYS on, 24 hours a day, music piped through from our Glorious Central Party Headquarters --- er, praised be their name, I'm a loyal Party Member, honestly...
I've had it! I'm going back to the twenty-first century. I know a lot of the records from that time didn't survive the Great Burn of 2012, but from what I can piece together they seem to have had this AMAZING form of music called ... what was it again? ... can hardly read this without my Proto-Spectacles... or my fifth eye... oh yeah, X-FACTOR. Sounds great. I'll see you all! INCOMING MESSAGE FROM 2012, EARTH. SUBJECT: HELP! PLEASE INSERT SIX BILLION CREDIT NOTE TO ACCEPT MESSAGE. THANK YOU. PLEASE PUSH "START" TO DECODE. THANK YOU. DECODING.... DECODING... DECODING... DEC --- SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. REBOOTING.... LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED. PLEASE REBOOT. REBOOTING... LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. POPUP: ARE YOU TIRED OF PAYING OVER THE ODDS FOR YOUR DIGITAL AVATAR? LOGON TO FREAKY FREDDY'S FUNSTORE FOR THE CHEAPEST AVATARS AROUND! SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER: TEN PERCENT OFF TODAY ONLY! disclaimer: the avatars on sale at the above emporium are not originals. They are for educational use only, and should be deleted after twenty-four hours. Failure to do so may result in legal action being taken, up to and including deletion of personality or planetary exile. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... WELCOME! GLOBAL HYPER NET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MICROSOFT WINDOWS SEVEN THOUSAND, THE ONLY OPERATING SYSTEM YOU WILL EVER NEED. disclaimer: Microsoft Windows 7000 will shortly be replaced by Microsoft Windows 7000 Alpha. Systems will NOT be backwards compatible. Sign up now for a limited-time evaluation copy. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM 2012, EARTH. SUBJECT: HELP! PLEASE INSERT SIX BILLION CREDIT NOTE TO ACCEPT MESSAGE. THANK YOU. PLEASE PUSH "START" TO DECODE. THANK YOU. DECODING.... DECODING... DECODING... MESSAGES BEGINS. FROM: TROLLHEART SUBJECT: HELP! MESSAGE BODY: Oh no! I was grossly misinformed! This is TERRIBLE! I'd rather listen to the new Justandroid Bieber album! Seriously! Someone get me home! Please! Don't leave me here. MESSAGE ENDS. ALERT! MESSAGE CONTAINS ATTACHMENT. OPEN? (WARNING! ATTACHMENTS CAN CARRY VIRUSES, AND SHOULD NEVER BE OPENED, EVER, FOR ANY REASON. DOING SO NOT ONLY PLACES YOUR TERMINAL IN DANGER, BUT ALSO THE WHOLE GLOBAL NET) OPEN? OPEN? OPENING ATTACHMENT C:/USERS/TROLLHEART/DOCS/TIME_MACHINE_SCHEMATICS.CAD WARNING! UNABLE TO OPEN FILE! UNRECOGNISABLE FILETYPE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEARCH ONLINE FOR A SUITABLE PROGRAM? SEARCHING.... SEARCHING... SEARCHING... SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. |
Retirement has been banned, people work till they drop and politicians light their cigars with Martian fire flowers.
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April 12th 3030. All traces of Justin Bieber removed from history. This was mostly due to the over abundance of history that has accumulated. Scientists felt it would be beneficial to simply "Wipe out" the unnecessary trash.
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earth destroyed
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Construction begins on Earth v.4.9 beta. Anyone wishing to relocate from the current Earth v4.9 to test the new model should contact Professor Jon Frink at the University of Minneapolis, MN at holophone number (6191200076487744)-78dhw22205jbdq1/073333-99aaqzp2a A limited number of places are available, so book now. |
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