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Old 06-27-2012, 09:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I will smash your face through a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorthy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm going to train up some rabid ferrets, they're going to crawl inside you and fight to the death before the victor eats his way out.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Being the simple man that I am, I'll simply lock in you a dark room and let you die of whatever happens to kill you.
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Being a practical man, I am going to chop off your head and use it as a doorstop.
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Being a hungry man, I'm going to chop you up and saute you in worcestershire sauce and make a gigantic dish of fried rice.
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hit you on the back of the head till you get brain damage, then just wait it out watching re-runs of The Wire.
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i just google you to death, using your real name
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i'll set your engine on fire

and jam the doors of your car shut

and wait with a baseball bat in case you break the windows or windshield
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Certainly I'll kill you with whatever I used to break my windshield and escape my burning vehicle before you have a chance to kill me with a baseball bat.
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i have a standby fire engine to run you over with
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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