Kill the poster above you!

Stephen · 06-27-2012, 09:45 PM

I'm going to train up some rabid ferrets, they're going to crawl inside you and fight to the death before the victor eats his way out.

CanwllCorfe · 06-27-2012, 09:52 PM

Being the simple man that I am, I'll simply lock in you a dark room and let you die of whatever happens to kill you.

**Janszoon** · 06-27-2012, 11:39 PM

Being a practical man, I am going to chop off your head and use it as a doorstop.

Phantom Limb · 06-28-2012, 12:30 AM

Being a hungry man, I'm going to chop you up and saute you in worcestershire sauce and make a gigantic dish of fried rice.

**Goofle** · 06-28-2012, 01:21 AM

Hit you on the back of the head till you get brain damage, then just wait it out watching re-runs of The Wire.

Howard the Duck · 06-28-2012, 02:15 AM

i just google you to death, using your real name

Engine · 06-28-2012, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Anyway, as for Engine, I knock you out from behind, tie you up, stuff you in a black binliner, bring you to Hip Hop Bunny Hop's door and leave you outside for him to take care of, as he's far better at making up inventive deaths than I am!

I then head off to establish my alibi, before I'm ambushed by....?

Truly, you wouldn't be able to overpower me with a frontal assault so the sneaky method is your only hope.
Conversely I'd walk up to you in broad daylight, introduce myself and proceed to tie a rope around one of your ankles. I'd then tie the other end of the rope to the back fender of whatever motor vehicle I've got and then we take a drive.

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck

i just google you to death, using your real name

I'd trick you into thinking that someone in the US who has no sense of dignity or decency wants to **** you, buy you a plane ticket and introduce you to someone else who I want dead. While you two are going at it, I'd step in and kill them and mutilate their body, and contact the authorities while you're still copulating with the corpse without having even noticed what has happened to it. They'd find you ecstatically enjoying this and then I just let the legal system have at you. I'd probably choose a state where you'll be executed in an electric chair.

Howard the Duck · 06-28-2012, 04:37 AM

i'll set your engine on fire

and jam the doors of your car shut

and wait with a baseball bat in case you break the windows or windshield

Engine · 06-28-2012, 04:50 AM

Certainly I'll kill you with whatever I used to break my windshield and escape my burning vehicle before you have a chance to kill me with a baseball bat.

Howard the Duck · 06-28-2012, 04:52 AM

i have a standby fire engine to run you over with

06-27-2012, 09:52 PM	#52 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	Being the simple man that I am, I'll simply lock in you a dark room and let you die of whatever happens to kill you. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

06-27-2012, 11:39 PM	#53 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Being a practical man, I am going to chop off your head and use it as a doorstop. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

06-28-2012, 04:50 AM	#59 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Certainly I'll kill you with whatever I used to break my windshield and escape my burning vehicle before you have a chance to kill me with a baseball bat. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

06-27-2012, 09:45 PM	#51 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,846	I'm going to train up some rabid ferrets, they're going to crawl inside you and fight to the death before the victor eats his way out.