Isbjørn

Banned for not accepting that this is a multicultural forum.

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Frownland

Banned because integration is so 1950s. It's the 21st century, segregation of cultures is the way of the times.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Hypocrisy

Banned for offensive hand gestures

Chula Vista

Banned for having 50 posts yet still sporting a teeny tiny avatar.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Banned because size doesn't matter it's how you use it.

But yes, bigger is still better.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

True story. Eons ago I was out drinking with an Irish co-worker who was trying to pick up this cute little honey. The Irish have a reputation for being a bit short in the length dept. and this girl was aware of that rep. We're all majorly buzzed and she leans in and asks him, "Is it true what they say about the Irish and their manhood?"

Without missing a single beat he replies, "Sweetheart, I may not touch bottom but I'm gonna raise f*cking holy hell with the sides."

I nearly pissed myself. And yes, they hooked up.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Hypocrisy

I put in a request yesterday. Still no luck. Might be truer then you think lol

Oh and banned for making sport of me buckos ( the Irish )

GuD

banned because im not around much anymore and i don't recognize you

but hey, maybe you're cool
wuts up?

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Isbjørn

Banned for not being around much anymore.

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DwnWthVwls

Banned for not being as cool as Briks.

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I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...