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Circe 03-15-2013 10:09 AM

I know what you watch you dirty bastards
 
First of all I need to cover my back, so while this link's entirely SFW the website hosting it is part of the Porn Hub network so actually visiting it while your history's being monitored might not be a good idea.

Anyway, here's the porn habits of a reasonable amount of the countries on Earth. It's got a weird combination of funny, terrifying and downright weird going on, enough that I figured it's worth a look. I do want to see how exactly they judged this data because I think some of it just can't be right (I can't see how us Brits would be searching for "British" porn more than "MILF" or something) and I do hope that some Psychologists or Sociologists actually try to analyse this because anyone familiar with some of the countries on this list might find some results... odd. My personal favourites were gay Indian being at the top of Pakistan (the country that isn't exactly a big fan of either of those things) and all the weird scat-related stuff for South Africa (perhaps living in a total shithole turns your thoughts towards that stuff?).

Paul Smeenus 03-15-2013 10:22 AM

Apparently Oregon = Nevada

Sansa Stark 03-15-2013 10:28 AM

I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?

Paul Smeenus 03-15-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1297669)
I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?



Errr....ummmm.....http://raidertalk.com/x/images/smilies/yikes.gif

Sequoioideae 03-15-2013 10:43 AM

What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?

The Batlord 03-15-2013 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1297669)
I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?

Be honest. You were looking for yourself on that list weren't you? ;)

Paul Smeenus 03-15-2013 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Always (Post 1297671)
What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?



It's a Japanese porn sub-genre known as Chikan (no, not *chicken* yew sick f*cks), which translates to "groping". Anonymous (frequently faceless, pixelated) men molest schoolgirls on crowded buses and trains. Of course it's all set up, I mean after all there *is* a camera there, but it's a very real problem IRL Japan.

This sign:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hikan_Sign.jpg


...warns "Beware of Gropers" at bus and train stops there. They've even tried all-female train cars to attempt to protect the women.

FRED HALE SR. 03-15-2013 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1297677)
It's a Japanese porn sub-genre known as Chikan (no, not *chicken* yew sick f*cks), which translates to "groping". Anonymous (frequently faceless, pixelated) men molest schoolgirls on crowded buses and trains. Of course it's all set up, I mean after all there *is* a camera there, but it's a very real problem IRL Japan.

This sign:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hikan_Sign.jpg


...warns "Beware of Gropers" at bus and train stops there. They've even tried all-female train cars to attempt to protect the women.

The Japanese have always been cutting edge in freakshow.

Sansa Stark 03-15-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1297672)
Be honest. You were looking for yourself on that list weren't you? ;)

I'm actually really vanilla tbh

The Batlord 03-15-2013 11:19 AM

I like to think that I'm a deranged pervert, but in Japan I'd probably just be normal. And I'd be happy to be normal too. *shivers*


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