I know what you watch you dirty bastards

Circe · 03-15-2013, 10:09 AM

First of all I need to cover my back, so while this link's entirely SFW the website hosting it is part of the Porn Hub network so actually visiting it while your history's being monitored might not be a good idea.

Anyway, here's the porn habits of a reasonable amount of the countries on Earth. It's got a weird combination of funny, terrifying and downright weird going on, enough that I figured it's worth a look. I do want to see how exactly they judged this data because I think some of it just can't be right (I can't see how us Brits would be searching for "British" porn more than "MILF" or something) and I do hope that some Psychologists or Sociologists actually try to analyse this because anyone familiar with some of the countries on this list might find some results... odd. My personal favourites were gay Indian being at the top of Pakistan (the country that isn't exactly a big fan of either of those things) and all the weird scat-related stuff for South Africa (perhaps living in a total shithole turns your thoughts towards that stuff?).

Paul Smeenus · 03-15-2013, 10:22 AM

Apparently Oregon = Nevada

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-15-2013, 10:28 AM

I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?

Paul Smeenus · 03-15-2013, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?

Errr....ummmm.....

Sequoioideae · 03-15-2013, 10:43 AM

What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?

The Batlord · 03-15-2013, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?

Be honest. You were looking for yourself on that list weren't you?

Paul Smeenus · 03-15-2013, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Always

What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?

It's a Japanese porn sub-genre known as Chikan (no, not *chicken* yew sick f*cks), which translates to "groping". Anonymous (frequently faceless, pixelated) men molest schoolgirls on crowded buses and trains. Of course it's all set up, I mean after all there *is* a camera there, but it's a very real problem IRL Japan.

This sign:

...warns "Beware of Gropers" at bus and train stops there. They've even tried all-female train cars to attempt to protect the women.

FRED HALE SR. · 03-15-2013, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

It's a Japanese porn sub-genre known as Chikan (no, not *chicken* yew sick f*cks), which translates to "groping". Anonymous (frequently faceless, pixelated) men molest schoolgirls on crowded buses and trains. Of course it's all set up, I mean after all there *is* a camera there, but it's a very real problem IRL Japan.

This sign:

...warns "Beware of Gropers" at bus and train stops there. They've even tried all-female train cars to attempt to protect the women.

The Japanese have always been cutting edge in freakshow.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-15-2013, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Be honest. You were looking for yourself on that list weren't you?

I'm actually really vanilla tbh

The Batlord · 03-15-2013, 11:19 AM

I like to think that I'm a deranged pervert, but in Japan I'd probably just be normal. And I'd be happy to be normal too. *shivers*

03-15-2013, 10:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Circe Blunt After Blunt After Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a French-ass restaurant Posts: 337	I know what you watch you dirty bastards First of all I need to cover my back, so while this link's entirely SFW the website hosting it is part of the Porn Hub network so actually visiting it while your history's being monitored might not be a good idea. Anyway, here's the porn habits of a reasonable amount of the countries on Earth. It's got a weird combination of funny, terrifying and downright weird going on, enough that I figured it's worth a look. I do want to see how exactly they judged this data because I think some of it just can't be right (I can't see how us Brits would be searching for "British" porn more than "MILF" or something) and I do hope that some Psychologists or Sociologists actually try to analyse this because anyone familiar with some of the countries on this list might find some results... odd. My personal favourites were gay Indian being at the top of Pakistan (the country that isn't exactly a big fan of either of those things) and all the weird scat-related stuff for South Africa (perhaps living in a total shithole turns your thoughts towards that stuff?).

03-15-2013, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus David Hasselhoff Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Back in Portland, OR Posts: 3,680	Apparently Oregon = Nevada

03-15-2013, 10:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?