The Sexual Innuendo Thread
 

Well, it's not like we necessarily need this thread, but at some point the innuendo has to stop and we have to go back on topic (:(). So, we might as well have a dedicated thread to sexually harassing each other.

P.S. And yes, I'm bored as ****.

You dick is tiny, dude.

Batlord got a little grapefruit juice in his strawberry, if you know what I mean.

I have absolutely no idea what that means, but the mystery, enchants me. It sounds much dirtier not fully understanding what it implies.

Sweetheart, that's the point of an innuendo

You're hinting at me aren't you? I'm always flirting. That's because there is so many gorgeous men on these boards. ;)

Is Batlord a gorgeous man?

Of course! He's batty but he's a sex pot.

Sex pot is your go-to description of most men, isn't it :laughing:

I don't know anyone here well enough to flirt/innuendo them.

It certainly is, I consider myself a women speaking in sexual language a-go-go. There's also man candy, boy toy, sex on toast, delicious hunk of man, tasty man meat...

I know someone you can innuendo.

I'll innuendo all of you. Hard.

Oh Janszoon, you know how to make me sweat. Sexy I know!

Inn u end? oooo

Batlord can't take his eyes off your scleavage, wink wink.

:laughing:

I thought it was more in your end though!

Delicious hunk of man is one that I use a lot, haha. I wish there were more men in my life who fit the description so I could say it more often!

lol wut? Why does everyone get this but me? Are you flirting? ;)

:laughing:

Well if I had your bf I'd be saying it to him every morning after waking up beside him. Or you could say his penis is a delicious hunk of your man. ;)

LOL. To be honest there wasn't a lot of thought put into that joke so it probably doesn't hold up under scrutiny. More derping than flirting :o:.

That's okay, I love a good joke however can be a bit slow on the uptake!

How YOU doin'? ;)

Slow. On the uptake. Aw yeah.

This thread needs a good, hard fixing up, if you catch my drift.

I feel so stupid tonight! :laughing:

I'll slow down your up take...


Ewww


You're just asking for it there.

:laughing: He definitely fits the description. I think it would inflate his ego way too much if I said it every morning.
Well that would definitely, uh, inflate something else lol

Just tell me I'm a dirty boy and we can move on from there.

You skip right over flirting and go right to derping? You slut! I usually wait 'til the second date at least.

I'm not a hipster but girl I can make your hips stir!

Booooo!

I'm pounding these words out on my laptop and shoving this post right up under Batlord.

Looks like you wound up on top of me instead, Janz.

Topping your page. Swiping my trackpad like crazy.

You're probably right, we don't him turning a not very nice bf. I bet something will be inflating and you might just have to help him with that. ;)

Mmmmhmmmmm I would not hesitate with that lol.

I reread that post I made to you and it makes no ****ing sense. I need to get my head on straight lol!

And below you to. Clone gangbangs are the best.

Hehe. "Below you."

:laughing:

I'd lord over your bat any day.

Just remember to use your hand too. And don't bite, but that doesn't mean that teeth can't be used effectively.