Are you saying it doesn't?!

Technically, it could. Assuming you had just rubbed one out prior to peeing in a girl. There's always that chance. So I would advise against such activities. Only pee in girls after you've first had a piss.

I'll follow this advice moving forward.

Whenever I would watch a movie or TV show where a character would ask for a scotch I used to think it tasted like butterscotch.

That thought came crashing down one particular night when I was 13 :(

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Note to any cat owners: most cats are lactose intolerant, so water is far better for them.

Holy fucking shit, I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING! And like you, it was around the age of 12 or 13 when it all came crashing down for me. I was at my aunt's wedding and asked my uncle if I could try some of his scotch. Maybe that's why, even as an adult, I prefer bourbon.

Feeling better :o:

:yeah:

Let's see a couple minor things I believed:
I asked my dad (about age 9) why the Sun gets dark sometimes. (shifting clouds)
He was having a conversation with my mom and said right after, "Because the grass is dry."
I left the room feeling newly... informed... :laughing:

Until LAST year. ..
Horses and cows lived 40 - 50 yrs and not 20 max.

I used to think that, since married couples generally have the same last names, I'd have to marry my brother.

I always told my then best friend that I couldn't marry him because I had to marry my brother.

:laughing:

After seeing a circus bear walk, I believed humans evolved from bears instead of monkeys.

Legit thought that swallowing a watermelon seed would make a watermelon grow in ones' stomach. Although, for some inexplicable reason, I also associated the horror with Jack and the Beanstalk, and pictured this immense vine shooting out of my mouth into the heavens, where giants apparently lived.

I swallowed a watermelon seed at school once. The hysterical bathroom standoff with my first grade teacher was not my finest moment.