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Old 05-04-2013, 10:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Honestly, when I posted that when I was a kid I thought humans evolved from bears because I saw a circus bear walked, I thought I would had gotten a "lol," not a college course in Evolution.
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Honestly, when I posted that when I was a kid I thought humans evolved from bears because I saw a circus bear walked, I thought I would had gotten a "lol," not a college course in Evolution.
Well, Neo, my first link was in response to your edit rather than your main post, Janszoon was responding to P A N, all my Potholer54 vids were an addendum to Janszoon's post.

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Old 05-05-2013, 01:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I did think, for a very brief period of time, that monkeys were just retarded people. I blame it on nature shows, and I thought that people were bigots for not acknowledging how smart monkeys were. Especially orangutan, who I considered to be a race of people with a different language.
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that goldfish evaporated... yeah I was convinced they evaporated in the water.. I didn't see any fishy bodies floating at the top so...evaporation seemed pretty solid...
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That George Lucas couldn't count.

Doofus started with Episode 4...hmph.
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Before age 5 I couldn't believe shadows followed everything and thought they had a mind of their own. The ones that stood still scared and perplexed me.
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I used to believe that the bump on your feet was full of snow. You know, your inner ankle bump thing.
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I thought the small oval birthmark between my toes was from swallowing an apple pip.
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