Where the **** Is Urban hatemonger From?!
 

It's been bugging me for months. First I think he's from England, then Canada, the Guernsey, then Neptune. I don't know why this bugs me, but it does. Where the **** is that mother****er from?

I think he's from Jersey.

He's definitely Swedish.

It's not where yo from, it's where yo at

He's from your nightmares.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...xkA_fiIf1jzdgg

I suspect its one of these six places. My respect goes up if he lives on the japanese chemical weapon island.

I saw this ad on that page and would just like to ask where I make the Paypal payments to?

Somewhere cooler than you.

Are you the monkey man himself?

HAS to be British. When I read one of his posts, I always imagine a British accent.

Pretty sure he is from the Channel Islands. I think it was mentioned ONCE.

I always assumed he was English. No idea if he resides here tough.

Really? I imagine something like Bluebottle.

I dunno, he gives me a German/ Italian vibe.

All I'll say is that the truth is out there.

Where though? Where...

*points West*

To give you a hand I've narrowed it down to where the little red dot on the map is...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/urbanH/dot.jpg

Urban man, you're making it too easy!

I know, I knew so many people here were under the impression I was from French Polynesia.

He could still be from the Galapagos Islands.

He is. He's actually a 300 year old tortoise.

Galapagos tortoises don't get that old. The longest lived one on record was only one hundred seventy-two years old. So, way to be wrong.

He's from the Channel Islands, so he could be French. That's not meant as an insult btw, but it's a possibility.

That's an insult

Half the places there have French names and even one of its most famous sportsman Matt Le Tissier has a French name.

The Channel Islands were a part of Normandy, not France. In fact the Queen is still referred to as the Duke Of Normandy rather than the Queen of England here.

That's why the Normans brought English to the English when they invaded England.

They spoke Norman French which is like a predecessor to modern day French, each region spoke a different language, in fact each Channel Island spoke a different language.

The first English speaking Kings didn't happen until about 100 - 200 years later.

Sounds like you know a lot about French history. As I imagine most French do.

I wouldn't know I'm not French

Urban is from France.

Where the naked ladies dance.

Edit: Wait, if he's from France, and he's an urban hatemonger, does that mean that he was responsible for the whole Muslim riots thing in Paris a while back?

Shut it infidel

Technically, he's an Urbain Hatemonger.

You mean "urbane"? Cause "urbain" isn't a word.

No he means urbain because it's French :laughing: