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Old 05-16-2013, 08:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The Batlord?


His real name is Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

This guy dont wanna battle; He's shook
'Cause there ain't no such thing as halfway crooks
He's scared to death
He's scared to look at his fuckin yearbook



Actually I think he has mentioned several times that he's from/lives in Newport News or some other town in southeastern Virginia.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The firey pits of your arms...duh!
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Old 05-17-2013, 05:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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No no no! He's from the Batcave! Don't you guys knows anythings?
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Old 05-17-2013, 07:22 AM   #15 (permalink)
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No Limerick is the county I live in, I think Batlord is stalking me.
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Old 05-17-2013, 08:02 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2013, 08:33 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Actually I think he has mentioned several times that he's from/lives in Newport News or some other town in southeastern Virginia.
Portsmouth actually. Newport News is for crackheads and hobos.
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Old 05-17-2013, 12:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The negative energy brought about by all the mod team's unfair bannings and mockery resulted in the unholy account we call the Batlord. He is human and yet he is not human.
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Old 05-18-2013, 09:00 AM   #19 (permalink)
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The negative energy brought about by all the mod team's unfair bannings and mockery resulted in the unholy account we call the Batlord. He is human and yet he is not human.
I am the chicken that is not a chicken.
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