You could be, but I'm sober right now so you're not a hallucination. I guess I don't come off as angry? I'm very very very very very angry. Literally almost all the time

You know we have a thread for that: Positivity Thread



Sorry Trollheart, kind of went off the rails here. On with the cull!

That's not a wank thread, though to talk about yourself.

BUT I GET YOUR POINT

Not sure what you mean. I just meant it's hard to be angry looking at kittens and fluffy bunnies.

Jesus Fucking Christ! What is it with some people? Am I not allowed to have a sense of humour now? Nobody, ever, in their right mind, would think I seriously mean any of this but it's not like I posted, or am advocating anyone to post long detailed snuff essays on who they'd like to kill. It's just meant to be a bit of fun. Remember that? Fun?

There have been far darker threads posted in this forum and you want to take me to task over a simple tongue-in-cheek fantasy? Ah to hell with it then: close the damn thing! Do it now. You're obviously all getting the wrong idea, but as you know me I am surprised because everybody knows I'm a fluffy bunny deep down and wouldn't hurt a fly.

Thanks for ruining my fun and using three pages to argue about the validity of a stupid, fun thread instead of just enjoying it.

Thanks Stephen for being the only one to understand.

I now have an appointment to go and have my sense of humour surgically removed. Happy? :rolleyes:

Oh, and I can guarantee that if Urban or Jansz or someone else had started this thread it would not have got this much flak. It's definitely personal. Thanks a lot.

Yeah, I really don't see it as being about targeting anyone, or even have a foot in reality at all. It would arguably be different if this was about people we know personally, but celebrities are often those folks in the public spotlight who we feel comfortable passing judgement on. It's just harmless fun really, born out of the inevitability that everyone has some celebrities who they just can't stand. I wouldn't expect many people to take this very seriously.

But what do I know? I want to feed Russel Brand his own hair, while still attached to his head, and currently on fire. My judgement is maybe not reliable.

this thread!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/2146...am-faint-o.gif


meh, I don't care about celebrities enough to want them dead, they are just people like us but w/e.

I'll just talk about how I want to make love to Megan Fox on a beach in Greece during a beautiful sunset.

I don't even like beaches!!! but I would go to one for her. total MILF.

So it can be any celebrity and not just musicians?

Michael Bay in the Pearl Harbour Memorial Center with a tire iron.

Nobody really cares enough to actually want these celebrities dead though! Thats the point. Seriously, is this a cultural difference or something, because I feel as though my mates and I unintentionally have this type of conversation all the time

"What about that Justin Bieber

Ugh, Justin Bieber. If i ever meet Justin Bieber..."

Bieber's an easy one. I'd feed him to his fans in a pie and give them a harsh speech about growing up when they've finished it.