People Who Like American Football Are Boring
 

There are only three reasons that I can think of why anybody would want to watch such a mind-numbingly boring game as football.

1. You're a cretin who may or may not be able to count.

2. You're a generic tool who likes to do whatever society tells you to do and might as well have a microscopic focus group in your brain telling you what and what not to like.

3. Your only way to relate to your emotionally distant father was to sit next to him on the couch on Sundays desperately hoping that he would show you some sign of affection, even if it was just a simple grunt of approval after you'd made some slightly relevant observation about the Packers' defense.

So, quit being such *******s and start watching tennis.


U mad?

Agreed.

4/10

Why is it called football when you rarely kick it though?

because **** you thats why

Because in the olden days it was common for players to stomp their feet on each other's groins when they fell down. Now they wear cups and have rules and you can't even bring a knife onto the field. Damn family friendly bull**** is what it is.

It evolved from a combination of rugby and soccer. In the early days you couldn't pick up the ball or carry it but they changed the rules over time and just kept the same name.

It's not even a sport tbh, it's got more adverts and posing than actual sport being played. It is to real football what WWE is to real wrestling :o:

American football :o:

Truth. Any sport where the championship is known more for the commercials than the actual game isn't a legitimate sport.

You are talking about that one SuperBowl game you watched. Ads are a pretty big deal for Superbowl games with companies paying millions of dollars for 30 second ad space. It is part of the tradition.