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Mr. Charlie 10-31-2013 06:12 PM
Men poo standing up.

Paul Smeenus 10-31-2013 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1379519)
Men poo standing up.

Speak for yourself

Neapolitan 10-31-2013 06:31 PM
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0018/FcRvf17466.jpg

Scarlett O'Hara 10-31-2013 08:30 PM
^

:laughing:

I have a special perfume handed down from my nana which ALWAYS get's me some action from the opposite sex.

I get paranoid about going to the toilet at a guys house (because I'm afraid they might hear me go).

I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.

Burning Down 10-31-2013 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1379444)
Something incredibly stupid that only men do. I do it all the time.

http://i.imgur.com/v5Cpj6d.jpg
:rofl: My boyfriend does this all the time. Whenever I bake stuff, he sits in the kitchen waiting for the food to be ready, he'll then eat it right away and proceed to complain that it's too hot. And I'll be like "Of course it's hot, IT JUST CAME OUT OF A FUCKING 450 DEGREE OVEN YOU MORON!" :laughing:

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1379547)
I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.
That's nasty! He'd be using it on his face the next morning, right? Yikes.

Scarlett O'Hara 10-31-2013 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1379551)


That's nasty! He'd be using it on his face the next morning, right? Yikes.
I know it's gross eh! But I only did the pubes a couple of times. Mom refused to acknowledge my need to have smooth legs so when I was a teenager I did it with his shaver in secret. Mom didn't even notice.

The Batlord 11-01-2013 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1379422)
We've all tried to suck ourselves off.
Truth. But has anyone ever succeeded?

Neapolitan 11-01-2013 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1379547)
^

:laughing:

I have a special perfume handed down from my nana which ALWAYS get's me some action from the opposite sex.
That is probably because back then they used exotic things like skunk oil and ambergris from sperm whales in perfumes.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1379547)
I get paranoid about going to the toilet at a guys house (because I'm afraid they might hear me go).

I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.
50% of men sniff their electric shavers before using them.... just saying.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-01-2013 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1379756)
That is probably because back then they used exotic things like skunk oil and ambergris from sperm whales in perfumes.
:laughing:

You're probably right! But it smells really beautiful.

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50% of men sniff their electric shavers before using them.... just saying.
Lol, what if I shave after a shower?


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