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Old 11-21-2013, 08:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I think that means anal.
Fine with me, just don't over do the lube, it makes a **** dick. Ain't no body got time for.
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Old 11-22-2013, 10:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Fine with me, just don't over do the lube, it makes a **** dick. Ain't no body got time for.
All I've got is axle grease. Is that cool?
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Old 11-22-2013, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Go roman style and use some butter.
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Go roman style and use some butter.
awww yiss, butter those buns.
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Old 11-22-2013, 04:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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HEY! It's my fitty dolla, bitch, step off.

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Old 11-22-2013, 06:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Go roman style and use some butter.
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awww yiss, butter those buns.


Butter will smooth tasty goodness. It's not the first time.

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HEY! It's my fitty dolla, bitch, step off.

Oh, and definitely coconut oil


Interesting, will you want to lick it afterwards?
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Old 11-23-2013, 12:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Interesting, will you want to lick it afterwards?

Only if I get a big deep french kiss after that
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Old 11-23-2013, 05:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Only if I get a big deep french kiss after that
Anything you wish Batty! Let me arrange my flight and we can get down to business, especially since I showed you my tits!
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Anything you wish Batty! Let me arrange my flight and we can get down to business, especially since I showed you my tits!
Paul is so insignificant that he says something and batlord gets credit for it.
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