When one of the posters send you unhinged, sociopathic text messages.

Sorry bruh.

When I go into a CD store and try to talk to one of the employees about how hot Penelope Cruz is and they ask me why I'm talking about that in a store for music.

when you are pulled over for speeding, and you ask the cop,
"you mad bruah?"....

And then he gives you a reckless driving ticket, has you step out of the car, searches it, finds your weed, takes you to jail, and says "Pwned."

:clap:

When someone says something you agree with and you just start clapping and never stop.

When someone tells a non-relevant story and gets so energetic while doing so that they start a hardcore punk band, and then you tell them to shut up because you're sick of everyone doing that

Or when something is funny you just stand there laughing forever.

When you go into a record store and get into a fistfight about Radiohead's best album.