You know MB is affecting you when...
 

...you get pissed at someone and scream "BANNED FOR STEALING MY OREOS!" after them

You pissed on someone while screaming at them? Dude, you win.

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You have oreos but not peanut butter...in the land that Peter Pan lives in!

Its enough to make Jesus weep.

Oh s**t, haha

...when peanut butter is holy to you

...you make secretly passive aggressive comments to people in real life, realize only too late that they actually can hear your tone, and then wake up in the hospital.

When you makes threads like this.

When u make a sexist joke and wonder if u r banned irl

haha gud wun

When you see someone who can't spell and you're like, "I love this guy's humor"

When one of the posters send you unhinged, sociopathic text messages.

Sorry bruh.

When I go into a CD store and try to talk to one of the employees about how hot Penelope Cruz is and they ask me why I'm talking about that in a store for music.

when you are pulled over for speeding, and you ask the cop,
"you mad bruah?"....

And then he gives you a reckless driving ticket, has you step out of the car, searches it, finds your weed, takes you to jail, and says "Pwned."

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When someone says something you agree with and you just start clapping and never stop.

When someone tells a non-relevant story and gets so energetic while doing so that they start a hardcore punk band, and then you tell them to shut up because you're sick of everyone doing that

Or when something is funny you just stand there laughing forever.

When you go into a record store and get into a fistfight about Radiohead's best album.

Or when you tell a room full of indie nerds that Radiohead sucks just to piss them off.

Then you get bitch slapped since they're not indie

MB affecting me? Well I guess it kinda/sorta does in a way. I don't care. MB is way cool!

Radiohead sucks.

I'd bitch slap you but I don't partake in mutiny...

The Pixies suck.

Don't force my hand....

I want to ban people who request crap songs on the radio.

You can't do that? No wonder clear channel is still ****ing up my airwaves....

Three Days Grace rules.

When I show my boobs to strangers and get arrested for indencent exposure.

Buy some better ones

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Actually, it reminds me of Arrested Development, when Kitty got a botched boob job:

Say good bye to these....

What? Like boo boo's?

When I show Vanilla's boobs to strangers and get arrested for indecent exposure.

Yeah that'll stop you being arrested

Sexual harassment panda.

That's what I thought. My boobs are too perfect for the general public to see!

When someone casually brings up a women's rites issue and u make 3 consecutive tumblr jokes

....when you´re talking to some friends about music and you suddenly think, "Well, this is dull. Nobody´s mentioning Os Mutantes, Les Baxter, Natural Snow Buildings or Loketo."

....every time you wink at someone you can feel your face turning blue. ;)