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Old 01-23-2014, 04:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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When one of the posters send you unhinged, sociopathic text messages.
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Old 01-23-2014, 04:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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When I go into a CD store and try to talk to one of the employees about how hot Penelope Cruz is and they ask me why I'm talking about that in a store for music.
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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when you are pulled over for speeding, and you ask the cop,
"you mad bruah?"....
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 01-25-2014, 10:15 AM   #15 (permalink)
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when you are pulled over for speeding, and you ask the cop,
"you mad bruah?"....
And then he gives you a reckless driving ticket, has you step out of the car, searches it, finds your weed, takes you to jail, and says "Pwned."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-25-2014, 02:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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When I go into a CD store and try to talk to one of the employees about how hot Penelope Cruz is and they ask me why I'm talking about that in a store for music.
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Old 01-25-2014, 02:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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When someone says something you agree with and you just start clapping and never stop.
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Old 01-25-2014, 03:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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When someone tells a non-relevant story and gets so energetic while doing so that they start a hardcore punk band, and then you tell them to shut up because you're sick of everyone doing that
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Old 01-26-2014, 01:34 AM   #19 (permalink)
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When someone says something you agree with and you just start clapping and never stop.
Or when something is funny you just stand there laughing forever.
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Old 01-26-2014, 01:41 AM   #20 (permalink)
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