how eould u win the the hunger games???
 

I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

What are you gonna drink genius, your own poop water?

The water he's already collected using rocks and wood. Still, I don't get how he would do that.

Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others

What if you get the clock arena from the second book? Oh, spoilers, guys

Sounds practical.

I think you may have just peaked. :rofl:

:bowdown:

Butthead, I don't know if anyone has told you that before....but you are a friggin' genius.

Bloody hell butthead, your spelling. Oh well, based on that post you won't live long.

I'd Haymitch that bitch and find the edge of the arena.

Also, Butthead, you're forgetting the sponsors. Surely some other competitors would have them, and get clean drinking water. Then they'd come bow and arrow your ass.

Maybe he'll poop in the sponsor water

How would you know that the competition didn't know what you were up to and they dumped buckets full of piranhas upstream? Let me tell you... you'll be schooled real fast.
You'll need plan B quick.

To be fair, he didn't misspell anything. He used n for and, and disobeyed some minor punctuation and capitalization rules. Obviously not because he doesn't know better.

How I'd win: I wouldn't team up with anybody, I'd put on a show for the cameras so that sponsors would keep me afloat with drops of necessary items, and I'd pick off each other contestant slowly and stealthily, completely avoiding hand to hand combat with those to whom I would lose.

Hmm forgot sponsors could give fresh water... I would need a way to appeal to sponsors

I could also form a perimeter of sharpened sticks or rocks but dip the sharp tips in a pile of poo that had baked in the sun. The infection from bacteria would hinder walkin from opponents

.if I was in the clock thing id need advice

Sh*t inside all the trees

I'd become one with the wasps.

Blackie Lawless might let you hit the cowbell for a measure or two.

And I'd **** Jennifer Lawrence like a beast as well.

So "eould" is a real word?

I just attribute that to his Pittsburgh accent.

Team up with some fellow average competitors to take out the people I reckon would easily obliterate me, then when it's a pretty much average playing field I would hide out for a bit and let them all kill each other. Then when there were a couple of them left I would do some ninja **** and kill them while they slept. That's the plan, anyway.

"May the odds be ever in your favor!"

Right. He hit the E instead of the W and didn't bother to fix it. I'm sure you two had no idea what was meant :rolleyes:

Then let's compromise and call it a "typographical error," which he does often because he's prone to mis-type because of bad posture while typing or he does deliberately to add to his mastertroll mystique.

Agreed. Also, he's probably typing most of his posts on some ****ty cell phone.

On topic, I consider anybody who is familiar with butthead and still likes to make fun of his "bad grammar" to be easy stealth kills.

Well, I was just sayin'.

You're right. The thread title has a misspelling.
But the posts don't. And users can't easily edit thread titles.

Jans, I wouldn't kill you even to win the hunger games.

Good. The weak make for excellent competitors.

I eouldn't kill Batlord, I eould save him as a food source.

I eould skin you and eear you as a coat.

kvlt

Looks like butthead lost at the MB Hunger Games.

i would use butthead as a human shield and also as a sexual japanese body pillow. im not sorry.

:laughing:

Engine, this is what I mean, is he saying I couldn't or I wouldn't? How are we supposed to know that?

Now to the hunger games. I would seduce the most handsome and strong man and when we rest for the night I'll cut him from his cock to his throat.

To be continued...

You sound like you'd be the chick from Battle Royale.

plot twist: the cannon was fired by accident and butthead aka 216 is still alive in the games

I can be a vicious vixen when I want to be. ;)

Fail use of spoiler tags.

Epic plot twist is ruined for all.