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Old 03-18-2014, 03:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.
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I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.
What are you gonna drink genius, your own poop water?
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The water he's already collected using rocks and wood. Still, I don't get how he would do that.
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Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others
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What if you get the clock arena from the second book? Oh, spoilers, guys
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Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others
Sounds practical.
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I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.
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Butthead, I don't know if anyone has told you that before....but you are a friggin' genius.
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Bloody hell butthead, your spelling. Oh well, based on that post you won't live long.
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