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Neapolitan 12-01-2014 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1516394)
Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.
That reminds me of another joke...

Q: What do accountants do when they get constipated?
Spoiler for A::
The work it out with a pencil.

Isbjørn 12-01-2014 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1516399)
That reminds me of another joke...

Q: What do accountants do when they get constipated?
Spoiler for A::
The work it out with a pencil.
https://31.media.tumblr.com/233cca86...rpzro1_250.gif

Trollheart 12-02-2014 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1516396)
Because you can change your answer with the eraser. Hilarious.
Incorrect. Because they always have a good point! :)

Frownland 12-02-2014 07:25 PM
That's the right answer, you just asked the wrong question.

Neapolitan 12-02-2014 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1516394)
Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.
Come on Trollheart, get to the point.

Q: Why do pencil always win the race?
Spoiler for A::
Cause they always have the lead.

Frownland 03-13-2015 04:46 PM
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake?

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

innerspaceboy 03-13-2015 04:59 PM
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore, I am.)

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

http://i.imgur.com/PimehQa.jpg

Ashwell John 03-13-2015 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1431677)
I used to tell this one to my daughter upon request... infinite loop:

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

...hours of fun.
Interesting and funny too.

Ashwell John 03-13-2015 08:13 PM
I started the joke like this "Once there was a king ................... but the story didn't end yet.

Trollheart 03-13-2015 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashwell John (Post 1564925)
I started the joke like this "Once there was a king ................... but the story didn't end yet.
????
Seriously man, are you on drugs? Can I have some?


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