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Chula Vista 03-13-2015 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by innerspaceboy (Post 1564884)
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore, I am.)

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zERhjW2L8-k/hqdefault.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014...02678184-1.png

Plankton 07-16-2015 08:54 AM
Here's a new "Science Based" one:

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...ps5uqg1ptw.jpg

DwnWthVwls 07-16-2015 02:00 PM
:laughing:

What did the doctor say to the skydiver?

I'm afraid you have velocity. It's terminal.

Frownland 07-16-2015 02:05 PM
Did you guys hear that Anthony Fantano is a realtor?

His rates are really low.

Frownland 07-26-2015 12:02 PM
I've only ever eaten airline food when I was ridiculously high.

Yac 07-27-2015 07:59 AM
http://asset-4.soupcdn.com/asset/123..._411b_960.jpeg

Plankton 07-27-2015 08:52 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...49435_free.jpg

Frownland 07-27-2015 12:05 PM
I'm planning on telling a joke about the Odyssey. I bet nobody's going to get it.

Trollheart 07-27-2015 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1619386)
Acid trip?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1619455)
I'm planning on telling a joke about the Odyssey. I bet nobody's going to get it.
You a Cyclops or something mate? I'm pretty sure Nobody left the island a long time ago..

Frownland 07-27-2015 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1619476)
Acid trip?

You a Cyclops or something mate? I'm pretty sure Nobody left the island a long time ago..
Eye don't believe he did.

Should I click submit reply? I probably shouldn't click submit reply.

EDIT: I feel nothing but shame.


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