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Scarlett O'Hara 03-26-2014 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1431926)

:laughing:

I used to say to my dad, "excuse me" and he would say "why, what did you do?"

So lame. But I love him.

butthead aka 216 03-26-2014 11:24 PM



wait why wont it show up

Scarlett O'Hara 03-26-2014 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1431951)


wait why wont it show up

Fixed it for you. Don't include the youtube part of the link, just the code after v=.

Cuthbert 03-27-2014 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1431913)
This is a great gif.

Was just an excuse to test it out tbh :laughing:

Trollheart 03-27-2014 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1431790)
Yeah, I'm supposed to be the king of Dad jokes and I sure as hell don't get it.
:confused:

Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!

Answer (I know you've all been waiting for this...)

None, cos you were only supposin'!

I can hear the chorus of groans now --- hey! Get off me! No angry mobs please! Don't muss my hair --- what's left of it .... why are you strapping me to a railroad cart and ... hmm ... seems like I'm not wanted in this town.

Janszoon 03-27-2014 08:47 PM

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

The Batlord 03-28-2014 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1432236)
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

OMG how?!

Trollheart 03-28-2014 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1432236)
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later... :laughing:

Trollheart 03-28-2014 03:17 PM

Also, how to keep (your favourite stereotypical moron: we use Kerryman) entertained?

Hand him a piece of paper with "PTO" on both sides! ;)

Isbjørn 03-28-2014 03:49 PM

The hell does PTO mean?


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