Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1431755)

I had to have this explained to me, it was such a bad dad joke.

:P

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1431738)

First you tell somebody "I got a weak back."

Then you must ask them to ask you "When'd that happen?"

You then respond "About a week back."

The real joke starts when the both of you are around other people and you repeat the "joke" to him and he reciprocates with the correct response. If done correctly all of the people around you will assume that you are both retarded. But give it time. In a few days everyone will be doing it. They'll still think it's the dumbest thing ever, but they won't be able to help themselves.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1431790)

Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1431820)

that's a dad joke? I believe I first heard that watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1431873)

lol

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1431781)

Can you explain it to me please?

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1431921)

What happened to Moby's dick?

Tony Ben-et.....(Tony Bent-it*)

****in reaching with this one...But it is a dad joke.

Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1431923)

I still don't get how that would have ever been funny to anybody.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1431925)

I also don't really associate dad jokes and dick jokes.