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Tristan_Geoff 02-08-2022 11:05 PM

Trollheart’s clones are all of us combineed

Plankton 03-10-2022 07:33 AM

https://i.imgur.com/syInbsY.png?1

SGR 03-10-2022 08:53 AM

^ The misplaced apostrophe makes this one Facebook certified

Plankton 03-10-2022 09:14 AM

Thanks. I just made it about an hour ago. Image was pulled from MeWe. Close enough.

Plankton 04-13-2022 10:53 AM

What does a Panda cook with?

Spoiler for le punch of ze line:
A Pan. Duh.

Guybrush 04-13-2022 12:08 PM

Plankton and his wife out on the local horse range.

Plankton: My dear, beautiful wife, look at all these magnificent ponies! Such stallions!
Plankton's wife (chuckling derisively): They're not ponies, my dear, but lippizaners
Plankton: Really, lippi-what? How do you spell that?
Plankton's wife: Uh.. never mind. It's just ponies.

Plankton 04-13-2022 01:46 PM

https://c.tenor.com/xOf2-hefBXIAAAAd/huh.gif

Guybrush 04-13-2022 02:25 PM

Plankton at the doctor's

Plankton: Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Certainly, Plankton. What is the matter?
Plankton: My wife thinks I'm a horse
Doctor: I see. And how long has this been going on?
Plankton: Ever since I was a small foal

Guybrush 04-13-2022 03:31 PM

So what's Batlord's favorite sexual position?

Spoiler for Sorry:
The fetal position

The Batlord 04-13-2022 05:05 PM

In the bush.


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