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Trollheart 04-01-2014 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1433884)
Boo go away thought police.

No need to try to tell me what I thought about when I made that post.

The reason I felt bad is because I went straight to worse case scenario and that's why my reaction was to feel that way. I didn't sit back and think about it in depth to bring up other scenarios because I don't feel that greatly about it.

Can't you just chalk it up to us thinking about it in different ways and move along?
Of course I can. It was you who took a perfectly innocent joke and brought violence into it. I think more of fluffy bunnies and clouds and kittens playing with balls of string, y'see. :laughing:

Trollheart 04-01-2014 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1434452)
Say relax one more time and this whole thread goes up in smoke!
http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co...4/arsonist.jpg

I think he may mean it!!!

The Batlord 04-02-2014 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1433378)
I chuckled then felt bad at the same time.

Made me think of what kind of violence happened to her that she required one.:yikes:
Maybe she forgot the mayo.

ladyislingering 04-02-2014 12:27 PM
Not really a "joke" but my dad used to say this a lot when I was growing up -

"Here I sit, brokenhearted,
tried to shit, but only farted"

It wasn't until my early 20s that I realized that this silly thing must have originated from this adorable song by these lovely young ladies ....

Spoiler for The Ronettes - "Here I Sit":


God damn it, dad.

He also used to use this slightly racist zinger to describe his bowel movements:

Spoiler for don't say I didn't warn you:
"Black is beautiful. I just shit a masterpiece!"


Classic dad joke:

"How many people are dead in the graveyard?"

Spoiler for how many? hurr hurr hurr:
All of them.

Trollheart 04-02-2014 05:26 PM
Yeah I have a better cemetery joke:

Breaking news: A single-seater plane has just crashlanded in a graveyard. Police have so far recovered 844 bodies.... :laughing:

Plankton 04-03-2014 08:31 AM
Guess who's in the hospital?

Spoiler for Answer:
Sick people.



Did Elvis die?

Spoiler for Answer:
I hope so, they buried him.



Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Spoiler for Answer:
He wanted a hotrod.

Janszoon 04-03-2014 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1435137)
Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Spoiler for Answer:
He wanted a hotrod.
I think this would be funnier if it was his penis in the oven.

djchameleon 04-03-2014 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1435147)
I think this would be funnier if it was his penis in the oven.
Then it wouldn't be a dad joke like you said earlier you don't associate dick jokes with dad jokes.

Plankton 04-03-2014 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1435147)
I think this would be funnier if it was his penis in the oven.
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1435159)
Then it wouldn't be a dad joke like you said earlier you don't associate dick jokes with dad jokes.
Yeah, I wouldn't tell that one to my daughter, but I'll use the dick version when I'm out drinking with friends.

Janszoon 04-03-2014 10:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1435159)
Then it wouldn't be a dad joke like you said earlier you don't associate dick jokes with dad jokes.
I didn't say it would still be a dad joke, I just said it would be funnier.


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