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Old 05-02-2014, 06:19 AM   #121 (permalink)
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Granted, but you forget how to speak human.

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Old 05-02-2014, 10:51 AM   #122 (permalink)
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Granted. It's British.

I wish I could live in a pineapple under the sea and have a retard for a best friend.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-02-2014, 06:31 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Granted.


You drown.

Edit: forgot to wish for something.

Um.

Non-dairy cheese that doesnt taste like **** if I'm not stoned and or drunk.
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Old 05-03-2014, 08:44 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Granted. It tastes like vomit.


I wish NCIS and CSI and all their god awful spinoffs would get cancelled so I can finally turn on my TV and not see also-ran versions of Law and Order all day every day.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-03-2014, 01:35 PM   #125 (permalink)
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They are cancelled because all of cable is cancelled. Hope you have Netflix.

I wish everything ever was awesome and immune to corruption for me and people I like or love.
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Old 05-03-2014, 01:38 PM   #126 (permalink)
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They are cancelled because all of cable is cancelled. Hope you have Netflix.

I wish everything ever was awesome and immune to corruption for me and people I like or love.
Granted, but you're deaf, blind and paralyzed.

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Old 05-03-2014, 07:29 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Granted but after a while it all starts to taste the same and nothing you eat excites you anymore.


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Old 05-03-2014, 11:27 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Poof! You're an acid rain cloud.

I wish I could take back every instance of me hurting someone.
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:02 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Granted, but you have to die.

I wish I could have slept with Jim Morrison while he was still alive and beautiful.
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:05 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Alive, beautiful, and riddled with STDs

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