Corrupt A Wish

GuD · 05-04-2014, 12:21 AM

Granted, but you eventually end up endeavoring in failure and destroy the universe.

I wish I could smell colors.

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

Poof! You're an acid rain cloud.

I wish I could take back every instance of me hurting someone.

This is a bad thing? If anything, that makes it better!

BURNNNNNNNNN BURNNNNNNNNNNN MOTHER****ERS BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

ladyislingering · 05-04-2014, 12:24 AM

Granted, but everything's brown all the time!

I wish the whole world would fall in love with me, then cry 'cause they couldn't have me.

GuD · 05-04-2014, 12:26 AM

Granted, but the guilt is too much to bear and you live a life of solitude and regret.

I wish I could walk through walls.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-04-2014, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Granted, but you eventually end up endeavoring in failure and destroy the universe.

I wish I could smell colors.

This is a bad thing? If anything, that makes it better!

BURNNNNNNNNN BURNNNNNNNNNNN MOTHER****ERS BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

You can smell colors but you have to stick food up your ass and sh!t out of your mouth South Park style.

That's awful and not ladylike at all, I'm so ashamed.

I wish I was more ladylike

ladyislingering · 05-04-2014, 12:30 AM

Granted, but if you ever burp again you'll die.

I wish I could kill people without consequence.

GuD · 05-04-2014, 12:37 AM

So I'm just gonna get away with being able to walk through walls then? Sweeeeeeet. Time to, uh, hit the bank... hehehehe.....

LiL, granted but the only people you're able to kill are your friends and family.

I wish my room would magically clean itself.

ladyislingering · 05-04-2014, 12:46 AM

Granted, but your bedroom is populated by invisible Mexicans and they smell like corn chips for some reason. Forever.

I wish cats lived as long as humans.

GuD · 05-04-2014, 12:52 AM

Granted but they continue to age at the same rate.

I wish I had more beer.

**Frownland** · 05-04-2014, 01:04 AM

Granted, but it's Bud Light.

I wish cannabis was legal.

GuD · 05-04-2014, 01:07 AM

Welp, gonna go die now. Cya.

Granted buy you can't consume it in any way without getting diarrhea and vomiting.

I wish I could figure out how to land a no-comply again.

....it's a skateboarding trick.

05-04-2014, 12:24 AM	#132 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Granted, but everything's brown all the time! I wish the whole world would fall in love with me, then cry 'cause they couldn't have me. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

05-04-2014, 12:26 AM	#133 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted, but the guilt is too much to bear and you live a life of solitude and regret. I wish I could walk through walls. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-04-2014, 12:30 AM	#135 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Granted, but if you ever burp again you'll die. I wish I could kill people without consequence. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

05-04-2014, 12:37 AM	#136 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	So I'm just gonna get away with being able to walk through walls then? Sweeeeeeet. Time to, uh, hit the bank... hehehehe..... LiL, granted but the only people you're able to kill are your friends and family. I wish my room would magically clean itself. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-04-2014, 12:46 AM	#137 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Granted, but your bedroom is populated by invisible Mexicans and they smell like corn chips for some reason. Forever. I wish cats lived as long as humans. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

05-04-2014, 12:52 AM	#138 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted but they continue to age at the same rate. I wish I had more beer. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-04-2014, 01:04 AM	#139 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Granted, but it's Bud Light. I wish cannabis was legal. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-04-2014, 01:07 AM	#140 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Welp, gonna go die now. Cya. Granted buy you can't consume it in any way without getting diarrhea and vomiting. I wish I could figure out how to land a no-comply again. ....it's a skateboarding trick. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc Last edited by GuD; 05-04-2014 at 07:46 PM.