Corrupt A Wish

GuD · 05-23-2014, 12:38 PM

Granted. You desire nothing.

Isbjørn · 05-24-2014, 09:37 AM

You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a very, very long time.

The Batlord · 05-24-2014, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks

You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a very, very long time.

It's Valhalla. Everyday you go and fight battles with your fellow dead warrior buds and hack each other to pieces. Then come nightfall you pick up your severed body parts and go get wasted/bang Valkyries. So I imagine I'd still have a nutsack regardless of what happened to it in life.

Isbjørn · 05-24-2014, 03:36 PM

If you get busy in Valhalla, are you a necrophile? I think so.

GuD · 05-24-2014, 04:06 PM

I forgot to wish for something.

Uh.

Wish it wasn't depressingly foggy out.

Isbjørn · 05-24-2014, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I forgot to wish for something.

Uh.

Wish it wasn't depressingly foggy out.

Granted. The sky is clear of both clouds and ozone. You die of skin cancer. Just you.

I wish I wasn't so goddamn classy

GuD · 05-26-2014, 11:08 PM

Granted. You are now a classless bum.

I wish I had a time machine.

Isbjørn · 05-27-2014, 12:19 AM

Granted. It only takes you to the showers in a WWII concentration camp. You can't bring anything there, either.

I wish I was a bear

GuD · 05-27-2014, 12:30 AM

Granted. You have to **** in the woods.

I wish I had a million dollars.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-27-2014, 12:35 AM

Granted, but you have to walk on broken glass to get it.

I wish for a dark, handsome and tall man (with sexy hair) to whisk me away to a castle where we make love for hours and have servants to do all the work like cooking and cleaning.

05-24-2014, 09:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a very, very long time. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-24-2014, 03:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	If you get busy in Valhalla, are you a necrophile? I think so. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-27-2014, 12:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Granted. It only takes you to the showers in a WWII concentration camp. You can't bring anything there, either. I wish I was a bear __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-27-2014, 12:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	Granted, but you have to walk on broken glass to get it. I wish for a dark, handsome and tall man (with sexy hair) to whisk me away to a castle where we make love for hours and have servants to do all the work like cooking and cleaning. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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05-23-2014, 12:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You desire nothing.

05-24-2014, 04:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I forgot to wish for something. Uh. Wish it wasn't depressingly foggy out.

05-26-2014, 11:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You are now a classless bum. I wish I had a time machine.

05-27-2014, 12:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You have to **** in the woods. I wish I had a million dollars.