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Old 05-07-2014, 02:29 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Roasted alive on a giant grill.
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Old 05-07-2014, 02:39 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Runs into a deranged fan of his journal who wants to wear his skin like last season's Versace.
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Old 05-07-2014, 03:38 PM   #173 (permalink)
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buried alive under many many many brusselsprouts.
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Old 05-07-2014, 03:40 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I ate your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Old 05-07-2014, 03:45 PM   #175 (permalink)
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I ate your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:04 PM   #176 (permalink)
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I ate your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

lol liver.
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:07 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Drunk skateboard accident. Ollies into a sewer hole. Devoured by rats
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:08 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:17 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Comes up with the world's greatest joke but dies laughing before he can share it.
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:19 PM   #180 (permalink)
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Comes up with the world's greatest joke but dies laughing before he can share it.
Death by nurturing. Heh
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