A hungry boa constrictor escapes its cage

I'm flattered but it's a little weird that you're watching me get changed.

that was a terrible joke. move along, too drunk to find delete button thing

Lies. I saw that little dance you were doing for my benefit.

I'm gonna save you hear.

Stabbed by a unicorn.

Shot to death in a duel.

Plays Russian Roulette by himself.

Assimilated by the Borg

**** it dog, life's a risk.




Attempts daring stunt on a jetski. Engine malfunction leads to enormous explosion.

Drowns in the toilet.