How will the person above you die?
 

As stated.

Murdered by a paper doll.

Sets fire to his bed while smoking

Farted in an enclosed space after eating Taco Bell.

Some sort of explosion.

lels

Becomes the drummer for Spinal Tap

All too likely.


Hmph. Struggling to come up with something witty. Nope, got nothing.

Something related to zombies.

Drinks too much, takes a few Xanax, gets into a fight with Jim Carrey, loses. Dies.

Pfffft.

I'll kick Jim Carrey's ass.




Natural Causes?

Chokes on birthday cake

Brutally murdered by husband after scaring him.

Jesus dude.


Crashes motorcycle into shark tank. Gets eatin by said shark.

Death by 1000 paper cuts

Gets attacked by 15 porcupines, and they're all super mad.

Swims in river, gets throat ripped out by an otter.

Swims in pool; gets hit by asteroid.

Too lazy to find escalated quickly gif.




poison darts.

Falls in volcano and get's throat ripped out by an otter.

Well that's just not possible.

Unless the otter jumps/falls in too?


The logistics. I'm not straight enough to understand them.



Chokes to death on a spork.

Gets sucked into outer-space and gets throat ripped out by an astronaut-otter.

Dysentery.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation in the bathroom stall of a Catholic church.

Goes to a seafood restaurant and chokes on a meatball then gets throat ripped out by an otter chef.

LiL, who knew?!



Flip van on the way to band practice.

Heart attack during sex

Rides a rollercoaster and it derails then gets throat ripped out by carny otter.

Attacked by an angry mob and dismembered on live television.

Murdered by the otter mafia in retaliation for killing carny otter

Seduced by the ladies of MB and then mercilessly sacrificed to Satan.

In a glorious Kill Bill-esque battle to the death against one million ninja otters.

In an attempt to disguise himself amongst the intergalactic ninja-otters, accidentally outing himself after exclaiming "dude, that was awesome!" after his comrades killed a man, wherein the otters savagely gnawed him to death.

It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.


On topic, arsenic poisoning.

AGREED.

I have zero tolerance on this issue.

Died for agreeing for an otter to rip out his throat.

Killed in a Celine Dion concert riot.

he was the only casualty.

Took throat eating drug prescribed by an otter-doctor.

Killed by a girlfriend for the insurance policy money

Badass bitch club.

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Back on topic: Gets a little too friendly with a pet boa constrictor.

killed by a bunch of pervy old men

*pressing buzzer button*

Who is Courtney love?