Cuthbert

'My face swells up so much people think I've been punched': Mother has terrifying condition which causes different parts of her body - including her tongue - to balloon | Mail Online

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hate paper doll

Your mom.


Okay, that was terribly unfunny.

GuD

Nonsense, that was a good pun.

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ladyislingering

I guess some dicks are a little less ugly than others, but if their face isn't worth it, you gotta choose between a good looking dick and a face you'll want to put a pillow over.

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djchameleon

Pfft no such thing as a good pun.

Next you'll tell me dad jokes are hilariously side splitting.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

The Batlord

In all fairness a vagina looks like a gaping wound. I've never understood the concept of a woman spreading her pussy lips to show the camera in porn. Gross.

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DwnWthVwls

19-20 minute mark is just great.

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ladyislingering

I don't really understand how anyone could get off at the sight of a vagina.

There's an entire woman and some people are only concerned with the vagina. What the hell?

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butthead aka 216

its cause thats where my pee pee goes

The Batlord

On the vagina thing I agree, but looking at boobs and butts is malekind's national past time. We're visual, and since larger breasts and asses generally meant in olden, olden times that a woman was healthy enough for some of her fat stores to be put into those certain areas it's natural that we'd be visually drawn to them.

And as to why we're visual I imagine it's that since we were expected to spread our seed as much as possible a woman's personality didn't necessarily rate when it came down to choosing a mate, just that she could have children. As opposed to a woman who could only reproduce the one time every nine months, so it was incumbent on her to be much more discerning when she chose a mate.

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