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Old 05-11-2014, 03:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Just offensive humor in general..

Saying what you shouldn't say and making it funny, but only through words not through actions..



i actually think he made a decent song out of it. lol
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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People acting like living stereotypes are terribly humorous to me because I'm an asshole.

Shitty drivers getting pulled over (or into minor accidents due to their negligence and stupidity) makes me laugh, and sometimes applause.

Did you know that when you die, you shit your pants? If you cackled, even slightly, at that, you get my disgusting humor.
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Old 05-11-2014, 11:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Just offensive humor in general..

Saying what you shouldn't say and making it funny, but only through words not through actions..



i actually think he made a decent song out of it. lol
That kid needs to get together with this chick for a duet. They can call it "Eatin' Mah Chicken on Tha Toilet".

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Old 05-13-2014, 10:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Saw this today and could not stop laughing. Poor kitty though. I feel like I'm laughing at a funeral.



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Nowhere near as glorious as this oldie. Fake, but still deliciously evil.


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Old 05-13-2014, 10:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I used to love watching Intervention on A&E - I can't help it, I dig a train wreck. This was probably the best episode ever, Allison the duster addict.

YAAAS so many good Intervention moments that shouldn't be laughed at but give me the giggles.

Here is another.

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Yes! I'm never sure whether to cringe or laugh when I see one.
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LOL those videos from "Intervention". I always feel like I hit the genetic lottery when I see those people.
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those intervention vids make me shake my head more than anythin. loser addicts with totally enabler families. ughh
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more things that shouldn't make me laugh (but they do) -

that time when George H.W. Bush vomited on the prime minister of Japan.

This rapist got HIV from his victim.

That time when one of my downstairs neighbors burped so violently and so Godzilla-like that I laughed at them, and they laughed at me laughing at them.

A couple days ago, some idiot asked me if one of the mirrors on the wall were for sale. One of our display mirrors. For our customers.

Spoiler for this was my reaction:
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