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ladyislingering 06-03-2014 10:53 PM

Replace a word of a song title with the word "penis"
 
HPD's "penis movie" thread is still going relatively strong but I think it's only natural that we also have a "penis" thread for song titles.

Crack those knuckles and get fappin'.

Spoiler for I'll start us off with 5:
Needles and Penises
A Penis for You
Season of the Penis
I Don't Like Penis
Tongue Like a Penis

hate paper doll 06-03-2014 10:56 PM

LMAO. Awesome.

Terms Of Penis Warfare
I Sit On Penis
The Boy With The Thorn In His Penis
Psycho Penis

ladyislingering 06-03-2014 10:58 PM

Penis in Her Heart
Light my Penis
Everybody's Got Something to Hide (Except for Me & My Penis)

hate paper doll 06-03-2014 11:02 PM

Girl, You'll Be A Penis Soon
Nothing Compares To Penis

ladyislingering 06-03-2014 11:08 PM

I Would Die 4 Penis
Concrete and Penises
Sharp Dressed Penis
Queen of the Penis
Peaceful Easy Penis

Janszoon 06-04-2014 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1456820)
I Sit On Penis
The Boy With The Thorn In His Penis

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1456822)
Girl, You'll Be A Penis Soon

:laughing:

+1 for unexpected useage of Lords of Acid.

hate paper doll 06-04-2014 01:40 AM

The Belle & Sebastian edition:

Judy And The Dream Of Penis
Lazy Penis Painter Jane
Penis Dream Number Two
The Boy With The Arab Penis

Janszoon 06-04-2014 01:43 AM

She's Blinded Me with Penis
It's the End of the Penis as We Know It (and I Feel Mine)
Bela Legosi's Penis
Pride (in the Name of Penis)
Penis Inside

hate paper doll 06-04-2014 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1456861)
She's Blinded Me with Penis


Holy shit, that's fantastic.

Thank You For Sending Me A Penis
That's When I Reach For My Penis
Crazy For Penis (But Not That Crazy)
I Touch Penis
Bring On The Dancing Penis
Here's Where The Penis Ends

Janszoon 06-04-2014 02:03 AM

Some more REM:

Shiny Happy Penis
Losing My Penis
Talk About the Penis
Man on the Penis
Penis with Eyeliner
Penises, Lower

Psy-Fi 06-04-2014 06:27 AM

Song titles by the Fab Four work so well, they might as well be called the Fap Four...

I Want to Hold Your Penis
I Saw Her Penis There
This Penis
Penis Won't Be Long
All My Penis
Little Penis
I Wanna Be Your Penis
Not a Second Penis
You Really Got a Hold on Penis
Penis (That's What I Want)
You Can't Do Penis
Long Tall Penis
I Call Your Penis
I'll Get Penis
She Loves Penis
A Hard Penis Night
And I Love Penis
Can't Buy Me Penis
Any Penis at All
When I Get Penis
No Penis
Eight Penis a Week
Penis of Love
Every Little Penis
I Don't Want to Spoil the Penis
Everybody's Trying to Be My Penis
I Feel Penis
You Like Penis Too Much
Bad Penis
The Penis Before
You've Got to Hide Your Penis Away
I Need Penis
Another Penis
You're Going to Lose That Penis
Penis to Ride
It's Only Penis
I've Just Seen a Penis
Penis Wood
You Won't See Penis
In My Penis
If I Needed Penis

I made it as far as Rubber Soul :laughing:

Plankton 06-04-2014 08:21 AM

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Penis

Isbjørn 06-04-2014 08:22 AM

The Hand that Rocks the Penis
Girl Penis
Penis Ring
Shakespeare's Penis
Sheila Take a Penis
Half a Penis
Paint a Vulgar Penis
I Won't Share Penis

Janszoon 06-04-2014 09:25 AM

Bigpenis Strikes Again

hate paper doll 06-04-2014 12:27 PM

A Better Son/Penis
Three Penis Rhumba
It's Gonna Be A Long Penis
Let's Build A Penis

ladyislingering 06-04-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1456899)
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Penis

:laughing:

Careful With That Penis, Eugene

hate paper doll 06-04-2014 01:04 PM

All I Want Is Penis
Penis Bloody Penis
Little Red Penis
Penis Leatherette
Floyd The Penis

Janszoon 06-04-2014 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1457037)
:laughing:

Careful With That Penis, Eugene

:laughing:

Interstellar Penisdrive

ladyislingering 06-04-2014 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1457058)
:laughing:

Interstellar Penisdrive

Set the Controls for the Heart of the Penis

GuitarBizarre 06-04-2014 06:22 PM

Mogwai?

Stupid Prick Gets Chased By The Police And Loses His Slut Penis
I Love You, I'm Going To Blow Up Your Penis
Zidane - A 21st Century Penis
I'm Penis Morrison, I'm Dead
A Cheery Wave From Stranded Penis

hate paper doll 06-04-2014 06:37 PM

Oh Penis! Up Yours!
Lay Your Hands On Penis
Penis or Las Vegas
Carolyn's Penis
The Penis That Only Eats Hippies

GuitarBizarre 06-04-2014 06:38 PM

The Specials, and their era defining superhit "Ghost Penis"

hate paper doll 06-04-2014 06:46 PM

Gut Feeling (Slap Your Penis)
Terror Couple Kill Penis

Psy-Fi 06-05-2014 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1457037)
:laughing:

Careful With That Penis, Eugene

Careful With That Axe, Penis :yikes:

Isbjørn 06-05-2014 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1457235)
Careful With That Axe, Penis :yikes:

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FRED HALE SR. 06-05-2014 01:45 PM

Hit me with your best Penis

hate paper doll 06-05-2014 02:23 PM

Baby Penis
Hong Kong Penis
Slippery Penis
Found a Penis
Toecutter/Penis Buster

Frownland 06-05-2014 02:29 PM

Dali's Penis
My Penis Gets Me Blues
Lick My Penis Off, Baby
Autumn's Penis
Penis Day Poppy
Penis Cream for Crow
Semi Multicoloured Penis
Zig Zag Penis

Psy-Fi 06-05-2014 03:06 PM

And from the songwriting duo of Burt Bacharach and Hal David...

Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Penis
The Penis of a Boy
The Love of a Penis
Reach Out for Penis
This Empty Penis
(There Goes) The Forgotten Penis
Another Penis Falls
Penis of Loneliness
Me Japanese Boy I Love Penis
The Breaking Penis
Magic Penis
The Story of My Penis
Only Love Can Break a Penis
Any Day Now (My Wild Beautiful Penis)
(There's) Always Penis There to Remind Me
What the Penis Needs Now Is Love
The Penis of Love
Be True to Penis
Penis It's You
Everybody's out of Penis
Anyone Who Had a Penis
(They Long to Be) Close to Penis
This Guy's in Love With Penis
What's New Penis?
Keep Penis in Mind
Make It Easy on Penis
Penis Love Never Runs Smooth
Keep Away from Other Penis
My Little Red Penis
Blame It on Penis
If I Never Get to Love Penis
Penis of Strength
Tower of Penis
Wives and Penis
Penis and Lovers
I Just Don't Know What to Do With My Penis
Come on and Get Penis
Long Day, Short Penis
Long Penis, Short Night

hate paper doll 06-05-2014 03:15 PM

Holy shit you're prolific. :laughing:

DwnWthVwls 06-05-2014 07:47 PM

Inspired by Onyx - Bacdafucup album...

Throw Ya' Penis
Atak of da Penis-Hedz
Getdapenisout
Da Mad Face Penis

hate paper doll 06-05-2014 07:59 PM

Getdapenisout! Oh god, my sides.

ladyislingering 06-06-2014 12:19 AM

Tryin' to Get the Penis Again
The No. 1 Penis in Heaven
Almost Cut My Penis

Janszoon 06-06-2014 05:43 AM

Peniz-n-the-Hood
Baby Got Penis
Penis is a Joke
I Left My Penis in El Segundo
Today Was a Good Penis

Psy-Fi 06-06-2014 06:35 AM

And now for some novelty song titles...

The Purple Penis Eater
Penis Got Run over by a Reindeer
Grandma Got Run over by a Penis
Does Your Penis Lose Its Flavor
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Penis
Snoopy vs. the Red Penis
Rubber Penis
I Put a Penis on You
Ding Dong! the Penis is Dead
Smells Like Penis
Another One Rides the Penis
Penis Bologna
Dancin' Penis
Surfin' Penis
Penis Heads
Don't Eat the Yellow Penis
Seven Little Girls Sitting In the Penis Seat
The Penis that Ate Chicago
Santa Claus and His Old Penis
The Jolly Green Penis
Living with a Penis
Cause I'm a Penis
Hamster Penis
Monster's Penis
Harry the Hairy Penis
Elvis Was a Penis
Penis Was a Narc
Addicted to Penis
Eat My Penis
Let Penis Out (Let It All Hang Out)
Would Penis Wear a Rolex
Would Jesus Wear a Penis
Gimme Dat Penis
Penis Cream
White Trash Penis
I'm at Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Penis)
My Penis Won't Come Back
I Want My Penis Back
Comin' Back for Penis
Everything Reminds Me of My Penis
I Wanna Be a Penis
In Heaven There is No Penis
I Farted on Santa's Penis (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)

And my favorite of the bunch...

The Homecoming Queen's Got A Penis

GuitarBizarre 06-12-2014 11:22 AM

Classic Metal?

Frayed Ends Of Penis
Penis Of Ktulu
Holy Penis
Penis 18
Recipe For Penis... Warhorse
Devils Penis
Raining Penis (From the Album Reign In Penis)
Metal Thrashing Penis
Madpenis

Isbjørn 06-12-2014 11:42 AM

Keepin' the theme

Iron Penis
Ridin' On the Penis
Die With Your Penis On
Breaking the Penis
Victim of Penis
Children of the Penis
Hallowed Be Thy Penis

Plankton 06-12-2014 12:25 PM

Detachable Penis

...wait, thats already a thing.

hate paper doll 06-12-2014 12:27 PM

The Pulp edition:

Penis People
Do You Remember The First Penis?
Penis Movie
Penis 2000
Sorted For Penis & Wizz

The Ascension 06-12-2014 12:37 PM

In the Penis Over the Sea


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