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Old 06-21-2014, 06:17 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I can't keep up with how much music I acquire. Not enough time to listen to it all
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Old 06-21-2014, 07:48 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2014, 05:37 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Tryna punch in credit card tips.

Can't read customers hand writing.

It's either a 2 or a 7. Im goin with 7.
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:51 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Can't find anyone to purchase marijuana from

am die pls send help
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:55 PM   #55 (permalink)
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This was the one good thing about working ****ty fast food jobs. There was always someone who sold weed working there.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:56 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Go talk to your doctor about your "arthritis".
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:58 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Go talk to your doctor about your "arthritis".
Dude, he lives in New Jersey, you lucky Cali boy muther****er.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-21-2014, 09:05 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Dude, he lives in New Jersey, you lucky Cali boy muther****er.
22 Legal Medical Marijuana States and DC Includes New Jersey You Dumb Mother****er
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Old 06-21-2014, 09:07 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Arthritis isn't on the list though. He needs to have something worse.
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Old 06-21-2014, 09:11 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Damn looks like I'm the dumb mother****er then. Maybe you should hit up some mcdonalds employees then Ascension.
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