Replace a word from a book title with "penis"
 

...because we really needed another one of these.

Lets see... The Curious Incident of the Penis in the Night-time

I've created a monster! :laughing:

The Penis Stain

Moby Dick needs no modification

Killing Your Penis To Live
The Electric Kool Aid Penis Test
The Penis Jar
A Good Man Is Hard To Penis
Anne Frank: The Penis Of A Young Girl.

The Old Man and the Penis
The Penis in the Rye
Lady Chatterley's Penis
The Penisback of Notre Dame

Lord of the Penis: The Two Peni.
The Man with the Golden Penis.
To Kill a Penis.
A Farewell to Penis.
The Call of the Penis.
A Confederacy of Penis.
A Tale of Two Penises (Perhaps not correct, but screw it!)

A selection from the late, great Oscar Wilde...

The Happy Penis and Other Stories
Lord Arthur Savile's Penis and Other Stories
House of Penis
The Penis of Dorian Gray
The Penis of Man under Socialism
Lady Windermere's Penis
A Penis of No Importance
An Ideal Penis
The Importance of Being Penis

Penisspotting
The Hotel New Penis
Valley of the Penis
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Penis
City of Tiny Penises
Tell the Penises I'm Home
Penis by the Shore

The Girl With Penis Hair
The Lovely Penis
I Know Why The Caged Penis Sings
The Penis Suicides
Penis and Zooey
Penis On Rye

Wuthering Penis
The Penis Also Rises
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis
Me Talk Penis One Day

:rofl:

Amazing. This is why you're the penis master.

Also, Bright Lights Big Penis

The Penis, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
Games You Can Play with Your Penis. (For those of you unaware, the original title here is..Games You Can Play with Your Pussy.)

Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Penises
A Penis for Owen Meany
Penises Without a Thinker
Man's Search for Penis

Penis Soup for the Teenage Soul or Chicken Penis for the Teenage Soul

Penis In Wonderland
The Perks Of Being A Penis
Penis For Algernon
Where The Penis Fern Grows

And now for some pulp fiction titles...

The Zombie Penis
The Big Penis
The Girl with the Penis Tattoo
The Bloody Penis of Conan
The Conquering Penis of Conan
The Savage Penis of Solomon Kane
Penis of Bronze
The Penis Inside Me
The Penis Always Rings Twice
The Long Penis
The Thin Penis
Crooked Little Penis
If Penis Comes
The Lost Penis
Farewell, My Penis
The Girl Who Played with Penis
A Swell-Looking Penis
Kiss the Penis
My Penis Is Quick
Wrong Penis, Right Guy
The Penis of Terror
The Fantastic Penis
The Penis-Headed Man
The Penis Who Loved Me

Animal Penis
How Penis Works
The Day My Penis Left

Penis for Dummies

One Hundred Penises of Solitude
Of Love and Other Penises
Penis in the Time of Cholera

The Divine Penis
The Penis Also Rises
Rings of Penis
For Penis the Bell Tolls
A Beautiful Penis
Justine: Or the Misfortunes of Penis
The Scarlet Penis

Are You There Penis? It's Me, Margaret.
A Visit From The Penis Squad
The Penis Delusion
The Elegance Of The Penis
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Penis
A Penis Named Desire

do androids dream of electric penis?

Penis Sematary
The Penisknockers
The Penis Zone
The Penis Half
Bag of Penis
The Running Penis
Needful Penis
Skeleton Penis
Penisstarter
Under the Penis

Penis through the Looking Glass

I was totally thinking that (while giggling to myself) this morning.

Penis In a Strange Land
The Restaurant at the End of the Penis
So Long and Thanks for All the Penis
Life, the Universe, and Penis
Invisible Penises
Interview With the Penis
Jurassic Penis
Ender's Penis
World War P

I, Penis

A Penis With Dragons

I Hope They Serve Penis In Hell
Otherwise Known As Penis The Great
A Penis At The Table

Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Penis
Journey to the Center of the Penis
War of the Penises
The Invisible Penis
From the Penis to the Moon
The Island of Doctor Penis
The Shape of Penises to Come
Around the Penis in Eighty Days
Frankenpenis

In Cold Penis
A Perfect Day For Bananapenis
The Rules Of Penis
The Tell-Tale Penis
Cat On A Hot Tin Penis
Thank You For Penis

Ten Penises That Shook The World
A Penis Grows In Brooklyn
Pride and Penis

Penis and Penis Ability

Penis Dick ha ha ha hah

The Penis Also Rises
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Penis?
The Girl With the Penis Tattoo

Such A Pretty Penis
A Penis Named Desire
Winter's Bone

:laughing:

^ Good one! After that you may need to read "Tender Is The Penis".