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Old 06-24-2014, 03:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2014, 06:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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"Hungry" was a pretty funny answer, though.
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Old 06-24-2014, 07:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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"Africa"

"Europe"

Apparently continents are countries now?
You would be surprised how many people think Africa is a country.
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Old 06-24-2014, 07:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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You would be surprised how many people think Africa is a country.
I think the real story here is that Africa has an "A" in it.
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I think the real story here is that Africa has an "A" in it.
It's such a troll type answer because of the TWO "a"s and then using a continent.
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:16 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Coworker #1: How wide is a railroad car?
Coworker #2: Nine foot twelve.

Just happened as I was in this thread.
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Coworker #1: How wide is a railroad car?
Coworker #2: Nine foot twelve.

Just happened as I was in this thread.
Is that derp for ten feet?
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:48 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Is that derp for ten feet?
Apparently. I guess a std railroad car width is 9'-11 7/8" and he just rounded up. New kid. He's a bit derp, and a bit green.
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Old 06-25-2014, 06:39 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Apparently. I guess a std railroad car width is 9'-11 7/8" and he just rounded up. New kid. He's a bit derp, and a bit green.
My advice: use protection and avoid riding the STD train.
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