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Old 07-10-2014, 05:45 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:53 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Yep, right arm.

You did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:28 PM   #133 (permalink)
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True, I've never had sex with Monica Lewinsky.

You have allergies.
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:45 PM   #134 (permalink)
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^ha, clever.

False, sorta. Some years I get um around Spring sometimes I don't. Strange like that.

You've gotten blackout drunk on a weekday that wasn't Friday recently.
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:49 PM   #135 (permalink)
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False - I very rarely drink at all, and the last time I've been really drunk was at least 6 months ago.

You're the bawss
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Old 07-10-2014, 07:23 PM   #136 (permalink)
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False, I'm a meek little mouse.

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Old 07-10-2014, 07:25 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Only when I meow at my cat.

You've shot a bow before.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:17 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Yes. Shot somebody with a bow too. The arrows were those dull ones though so nobody was hurt. But I still get to say I shot somebody with a bow.


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Old 07-10-2014, 08:20 PM   #139 (permalink)
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I pity anyone who hasn't. You're living dead if you've never been struck in the face with a steel-toe boot.

You've been in a car accident.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:22 PM   #140 (permalink)
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False. And I hope I never, ever will.

Someone in your immediate family has a severe mental illness.
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