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View Poll Results: What do you enjoy more?
Give 8 53.33%
Receive 2 13.33%
Depends on partner 3 20.00%
Anal Beads 2 13.33%
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Old 09-16-2014, 05:20 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I also give rockstar quality blowjobs though. Maybe that's why we're extra judgmental about receiving?
Are rock stars known for giving good BJs? And here I thought Keith Richards was only good on the guitar.
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Old 09-16-2014, 05:26 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Whaaaat....?? Receiving is almost as fun as giving.
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Old 09-16-2014, 05:37 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Are rock stars known for giving good BJs? And here I thought Keith Richards was only good on the guitar.
Hmm, good point. Here I was using rockstar as an adjective to mean super awesome and mind-blowing. I didn't consider the literal meaning. CARELESS
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Old 09-16-2014, 05:53 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Hmm, good point. Here I was using rockstar as an adjective to mean super awesome and mind-blowing. I didn't consider the literal meaning. CARELESS
So you give a Lewinski on a physical and mental level? This I gotta see.
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Old 09-16-2014, 05:58 AM   #45 (permalink)
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So you give a Lewinski on a physical and mental level? This I gotta see.
How the hell are you gonna see a mind-blowing experience. How.
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Old 09-16-2014, 06:29 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Hmm, good point. Here I was using rockstar as an adjective to mean super awesome and mind-blowing. I didn't consider the literal meaning. CARELESS
Well, to be fair, I think Keith Richards is probably pretty good at it when he takes his teeth out.
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Old 09-16-2014, 06:39 AM   #47 (permalink)
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How the hell are you gonna see a mind-blowing experience. How.
Well, obviously I won't be able to see everything that's going on, but I imagine I'll be able to infer some things.
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Old 09-16-2014, 07:15 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2014, 01:25 AM   #49 (permalink)
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I'm a giver for sure.
with them teeth you can stay away from my shit for real.
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Old 09-17-2014, 03:53 AM   #50 (permalink)
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with them teeth you can stay away from my shit for real.
Finally someone makes this joke!
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