This is literally the first thing that came up. I have no idea how to react.



Would you rather die Spongebob or live long enough to become Squidward?

Squidward is one of the greatest free jazz clarinetists of the 21st century so I'll go with that.

How often do you masturbate?

At least once a day.

Do you wash your hands after your masturbate?

Well, not always. I usually shower in the mornings so that counts as a wash right? And I do wash up if I get sticky fingers.

I feel disgusting.

Am I disgusting?

Only if you typed your question with sticky fingers. Feel ashamed.

Laugh tracks in sitcoms: Love em or leave em?

Meh indifferent.

Favorite salad?

The kind that has a whole lot of unhealthy food in it, but sprinkles a bit of lettuce on top of the monstrous concoction to justify the title of "salad".

What's your greatest fear?

Heights and dying.

Pick 3 things to be buried with.

My Ibanez, some bud (for the grave robbers if they take the trouble), and my dog Zappa.

Yes I want you to shoot him, I'll be dead what does it matter to me?

Strangest person you've come across?

Trouble

Refer here for my strangest person http://www.musicbanter.com/1520715-post926.html