You should write a song about that, sort of like Jim Morrison did with "Peace Frog".

*completely skip me*

As opposed to half skipping you or 1/7 skipping you?

1/7.

If you had to b-movie monster which would you be?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fien...fiendface7.jpg

I'd be one of these guys, from The Fiend Without A Face. They're invisible, jumping, blood sucking brains that strangle humans and only appear after radiation levels are high enough. Because why the hell not.

Would you rather eat your grandma or your grandpa?

Blaro is the best at this game….
My grandpa. He's more meaty.

Last album you bought a physical copy of?

Black Sabbath - Mob Rules

Whats your favorite kind of soup?

Italian Wedding.

Can you cook?

Not really. I can make stuff that comes in packages (made some entry level potatoes au gratin yesterday), but I really don't have much instinct for it.

Favorite album from your most hated genre.

Johnny Cash - American IV: The Man Comes Around

Place you've always wanted to bang one out at but never got the chance?

Um… I'm going to answer this like it refers to playing a song on the piano.

On stage at the ACC would be pretty cool.

Most beautiful place you've ever been?

(Mine's a tie between Mount Baker National Park, Washington and Prague, Czech Republic.)