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Old 11-20-2015, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If it's what you aspire to (which I totally understand, I can't imagine how difficult it is to maintain an erection while having to listen to Ted Nugent), you're free to call it that.
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I can't imagine how difficult it is to maintain an erection while having to listen to Ted Nugent.
At 16 I could hold an erection to just about anything.

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Maybe $150 a week for me an Lin. Half of which is wine and rum.
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Do you realize how much you could blackmail Ted Nugent for if you had gay sex with him? ****, I'd pay to do it, but the stereo must be off. I'd be financially set for life.

What's something that you want more of in music?
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Manowar and Ke$ha.

You just took a nasty dump, and wiping will require you to use some serious elbow grease. But you're about to take a shower. Wipe or wait?
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I have a little stopper thing on my shower drain for pubes and pieces of wrist skin, so doing at least an initial wipe before the rinse is what I'd do.

What's your grocery budget (per person if you buy for more than yourself)?
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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We are both older than 16, Chula. Any other non-sequitur stories you want to share?
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We are both older than 16, Chula. Any other non-sequitur stories you want to share?
You're tall, have a beard, are very opinionated, and are easily one of the most pretentious human beings I've ever known.

I like you.

Talk about non-sequitur
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Old 11-20-2015, 02:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Why the long face?" And the horse sighs and replies "I will take my business elsewhere"

Name an ad jingle that is ingrained in your head.
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Name an ad jingle that is ingrained in your head.
Stanley steamer radio ads, circa 1995... Get out of my head already!

Inny or outy?
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Old 11-20-2015, 03:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Inny.

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