Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.

Jersey Shore or Honey BooBoo?

I'll take a gun to the mouth with a click. Nah probably Honey Boo Boo, because I've never seen a snuff film.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

I've been hit by cars while skateboarding... does that count?

What happened at the craziest party you've ever been to?

Prom weekend.. Kids smashed every piece of plastic furniture in the place threw it in the cubby hole attic and puked up there (it only took us about ~12 hours to get kicked out by Sat morning) OR friends basement everyone chanting "Break stuff" and "F*ck the n*ggers" while destroying his drop ceiling with anything they could find.

Btw, the chants were a regular thing at 4am.. That was the ****ed up motto of my graduating class. Big reason why I decided to smoke weed and play video games instead of associate with those twats.

Best illegal drug induced experience?

A guy was on acid at our, you guessed it, acid party and he couldn't take it. He was stuck on "yes", meaning that he could only say yes yes yes yes n-no? yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. We tried to talk him down for a while and once when we asked if he could say anything else he said "I love God", and was stuck on that. After he proclaimed his faith he decided to repeatedly inform us of his other passion by saying "I love porn." Hours and ****ing hours of this, but luckily he was fine by morning. We were afraid we'd have to do some explaining to parents/hospital staff/authority.

@DWV I went to the Del Mar Fair on acid once, that was pretty incredible. Me and a friend got stuck in a house of mirrors for about an hour, tripped the **** out on the art exhibit and were extremely disappointed when we were looking at the pieces the next day. Almost jumped out of a skylift to grab some cotton candy. Good times.

Have you ever written a story?

Mirrors and art exhibit sounds awesome.. Skylift not so much, I don't like those things sober..

No stories.

One instrument you don't already play to master?

Drums. I would love to learn how to drum.

Favorite trashy tv show?

My Name Is Earl?

What pizza topping describes how you're feeling right now?

Onions. My ankle hurts like a bitch and I feel like boo hoo-ing.

Ever been naked in public?

...probably?

Favorite kind of muffin?

Blueberry.

Tea or coffee?

Coffee.

Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?

Gain 200 pounds.


How would you choose to die?

Choked to death by an attractive girl.

Do you like horror flicks?

... Yes?

No, I don't like all the gore. Thrillers, yes.

Do you like Alfred Hitchcock?

Well, I dig Psycho, but I haven't watched any of his other films. Yes, I guess?

What is your favourite ABBA song?

Mamma Mia :o:


Cats or dogs?

Cats. Dogs are too needy.

Pudding or jello?

You're a genius.

Definitely pudding unless the jello has alcohol in it.

Poker or Blackjack?

Blackjack.

What made you think I was skipping him…?

Favourite bird?

The middle finger.

Spiders. Yay or nay?

He responded faster and you both answered the same question. So he was above you and his question was ignored. Than he responded faster than me and I ignored him and answered his original question you skipped. F*ck this forum! ha.

So many awesome birds. Maybe a California Condor? not sure.
@Batlord - Yay for spiders.

weirdest thing about you?

I like weird music.

You're right, I was answering WD's question, and was going to edit it, but it sounded too funny.

Baseball or football?

Football (the real one).

Here's one from my Spanish test: Do you usually eat breakfast?

Sometimes.

Favorite Soda?

Baseball. Both are meh though.

Slayer?

EDIT: Goddammit, ninja poster. It's named Solo, pretty sure it's only available in Norway.

Who is Slayer?

Are you a nice person?

Sometimes.

What is your weirdest hobby?

Slayer are a thrash metal band, some would say THE thrash metal band. Check Metal Month II out.

Playing tennis with corpses.


Nah, just kidding. That would be sick.

I play cricket with them.

What time is it where you are now?

4:40 pm.

Margaritas or mimosas?

Mimosas. Margaritas have tequila in ten so I love them too but mimosas are delicious.

Do you smoke?

No and never will.

Do you have tattoos?

Exactly two. I plan on getting more when I'm not a broke ass bum.

Favorite Walking Dead character? Fvck off if you don't watch the show or read the comments.

Hershel. Until...you know...that thing happened.:(
Season 5 tomorrow. Going to be ****ing awesome.

On Breaking Bad, who is your favorite character that is not Walter White?

Mike.

What was the first album that you loved?

Master of Puppets. First album I ever bought and I wore the **** out of it. Technically I bought Load and Reload at the same time, but I don't like talking about that...

Kicked in the face, or punched in the nads?

Kicked in the face. Might hurt like hell, but at least I can make a crappy Bauhaus joke afterwards.

Lovecraft or Poe?

Poe.

Marry the bearded lady or a hairless lady?

Hairless. With the right head shape, I can deal with bald, but I'm assuming the bearded lady wouldn't be shaving.

And you crazy about choosing Poe. He might be a better writer, but Lovecraft's subject matter blows Poe out of the water. "The Raven" just doesn't have the impact that it would've hundred years ago, but the Elder Ones will always be freaky.

Star Wars or Star Trek?