NSync. But don't tell my ten year old self I said that.

Spice Girls or S Club 7?

SPICE GIRLS!

How many zombies doth make an apocalypse?

Only one is required, as the zombie virus will be highly contagious.

Does Goofle's incorrect archaic grammar bother you?

It doth not.

Do you eat a full meal at breakfast?

No, I skip breakfast often. When I do eat breakfast it's usually granola and yogurt.

What's your dream job?

I wouldn't complain if I got paid to have women blow me. Everything else I want to do is totally within reason so I don't consider it a dream job.

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Assume that you have food, shelter, and safety.

I'm fine with living in Norway. It's cool here (literally). But maybe a particularly mountainous part of Scotland? Oh, and somewhere away from any major cities.

Werewolves or vampires?

Vampires. No matter how bad a name they've been given in recent years, vampires kick ass, Dracula is the ****, and while Anne Rice might be a fruitcake she still wrote some ****ing awesome books.

Would you rather die on the Titanic or the Hindenburg?

Hindenburg naturally .

Ever date an amputee?

I only seriously dated one girl and she had all her limbs.

Ever ****ed a midget?

Yes. The poor girl bled to death.

Ever taken it up the ass?

One time I got unsuspectingly fingered during a bj. Wasn't into it.

If your 14 year old self(or younger if you're close to 14 years old), what's one thing they would have a hard time believing about you?

Still in college @ 28.

Something you used to love but now you hate?

Life. Just kidding sort of, when I was younger, you know, like 13-16, because I'm already young and ignorant and don't know anything about life and I'm just a stupid kid etc, but anyway back then I loved drinking in excess, and I remember begging for change so I could get someone to buy me booze just so I could drink myself to sleep while my parents slept in a tent in a park a few blocks away. Times like that never really lasted all that long though, so mainly it was just getting really incredibly hammered with friends. Nowadays, excessive drinking and relying on it to pass out is not something I do often, if at all. And, I don't like it much anymore either.

Have you ever been seriously injured at a concert?

Nope. I am the one who knocks.

Worst concert experience?

Only been to one, and that was a fecking awesome Billy Joel show, but the opening act was bad enough to make me leave my seat and go get popcorn.

Do you ever read other users's VM's?

Only those on the first page.

Where you born before or after Glass Houses? (Are you a Baby Buster or Thumbster?)

I was born twenty years after Glass Houses.

Pie or cake?

Cake.. way more variety.

What is a user VM?

Visitor Message… as opposed to Private Message (PM).

Favourite avvy on MB?

DwnWthVwls. It's pixie lott looking seducing as ****.

Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley. Who was more influential?

Elvis, because he came thirty years earlier and has sold more records. Both good, though.

Worst vocalist ever?

Probably some kid in the shower. I think Axl Rose is pretty bad if we're talking produced musicians.

How many languages do you speak?

Four, but only one really fluently. English, Latin, German, and French.

Favourite author?

Anthony Burgess or James Joyce

Favourite vocalist?

Bruce Dickinson.

Favorite guitarist?

Eric Clapton.

Favourite drummer?

Han Bennink

What sets you apart from other people?

My skin and the air.

Even fallen in the toilet?

"Even fallen in the toilet?" What the fuck does that mean? Learn 2 english.

Do you have a green thumb?

I do. Volunteered in the organic garden at college.

Preferred way to smoke weed?

Bong, three footer especially. Vapes are cool but not preferred.

Favourite TV show?

These days? Probably Arrow.

Beef or pork? (vegetarians not wanted)

Beef.

How often do you log onto MB?

Never.

Do you get seasick?

I've gotten seasick once but it was a stormy day, so normally no.

Favourite Coltrane album?

Blue Train

Usually multiple times a day. I have a fun time on here :)!

Favourite city you've visited?

Visted only? Marrakech.

Favorite cure for a hang over ?

An everything bagel and some orange juice.

Do you prefer pandas or koalas?

I like things that can potentially kill me. Pandas

Favourite author?