Tickling the ivories. (My piano is over a hundred years old, so yes, they are actually ivories!)

Toughest decision you've ever had to make?

Whether or not I should put carrots in with my macaroni and cheese. I wound up forgetting about them completely so now it's just collard greens/mushrooms/zuchinni/tomato-macaroni&cheese casserole or something. I don't ****ing know but it looks delicious.


What's delicious?

I have never wanted to touch something so badly in my entire life.

Anyway, stuff that's delicious:

potatoes.

What's your favorite fragrance?

My Own Farts #9

What celebrity would you love to give a hate fuck?

Kim Kardashian I guess. I don't keep tabs on celebrities, dammit. But yeah... she strikes me as an obnoxious person. But dat ass... ahem. Mhm.


Best day of your life so far?

Probably the first time I hooked up with a chick I liked and woke up next to her.

Worst day of your life so far?

Realizing that my kid just isn't going to "snap out of it".

Last book that made you literally laugh out loud?

Last book that made you shed actual tears?

("The Martian" did both for me)

http://www.amazon.com/The-Martian-No.../dp/B00EMXBDMA

Laughter: Catch-22
Tears: Invisible Man

What's the last album you listened to (all the way through, if your one of THOSE who need me to clarify)?

Last album I listened to in full was Loveless by My Bloody Valentine. A couple of hours ago, I think.

If you had a time machine, and could go anywhere/anytime, what three places/eras would you visit?

The Year of Led Zeppelin: Day 63: 9/4/1970 Los Angeles, CA

The Year of Led Zeppelin: Day 159: 5/31/1973 Los Angeles, CA

The Year of Led Zeppelin: Day 239: 6/21/1977 Los Angeles, CA

Name a novel that you wish would be made into a movie.

I don't remember the name but my friend was telling me about some Steampunk/Fantasy book a while back that had to do with alchemy, and it sounded really cool. Can never go wrong with traditional medieval and magic AFAIC.

Name a movie you wish they turned into the novel.

If you mean the novel as in the one it's based off of, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you mean just going from movie to a novel, Inland Empire.

Strangest life experience?

Well, military boarding school was pretty weird, but other than that I haven't had much in the way of non-self inflicted weirdness.

Let's say a really ugly person had sex with one of their parents. Would it make it better if the parent was totally, smoking hot?

I would be more understanding of their decision but it's still the same.

What's with Batlord and incest? Do you think he'll overcome his Oedipus Complex anytime soon?

Depends. If he suffered some sort of trauma during his formative years, then probably not. But since I know nothing about him, I have no clue.

If you had to be a cultural stereotype from America (Cowboy, Hippy, Loudmouth Consumer, Beatnik, Cubicle Jockey, Greaser, etc.), which would you be?

I've been a Cubicle Jockey for a long time.

If you could create the next big musical hit, what would it sound like?

If I could make this into the next musical hit I will be both utterly perplexed and happy.

Who is your favourite classical (genre, not period) composer?

Nope. Doesn't sound pleasant.

Did you ever convince other people to do terrible things knowing how terrible they were?

Nope. I'm not really into tryin to persuade people to do stuff.

Would you rather have really bad sex every day for the rest of your life or no sex and no sex drive for the rest of your life?

No sex and no sex drive. If you don't want it, then who cares whether or not you get it? And just imagine how much brain space it would free up, to not care about sex at all! I would become a genius just from being able to concentrate so much better!

Take the first letter of your middle name. Look up the first ACTUAL word in the dictionary that starts with that letter (those stupid single letter words don't count). Create a phrase in your head for that word. Do a Google image search for that phrase you just created. Post the picture, and tell us your opinion of it.

This is literally the first thing that came up. I have no idea how to react.



Would you rather die Spongebob or live long enough to become Squidward?

Squidward is one of the greatest free jazz clarinetists of the 21st century so I'll go with that.

How often do you masturbate?

At least once a day.

Do you wash your hands after your masturbate?

Well, not always. I usually shower in the mornings so that counts as a wash right? And I do wash up if I get sticky fingers.

I feel disgusting.

Am I disgusting?

Only if you typed your question with sticky fingers. Feel ashamed.

Laugh tracks in sitcoms: Love em or leave em?

Meh indifferent.

Favorite salad?

The kind that has a whole lot of unhealthy food in it, but sprinkles a bit of lettuce on top of the monstrous concoction to justify the title of "salad".

What's your greatest fear?

Heights and dying.

Pick 3 things to be buried with.

My Ibanez, some bud (for the grave robbers if they take the trouble), and my dog Zappa.

Yes I want you to shoot him, I'll be dead what does it matter to me?

Strangest person you've come across?

Trouble

Refer here for my strangest person http://www.musicbanter.com/1520715-post926.html

You should write a song about that, sort of like Jim Morrison did with "Peace Frog".

*completely skip me*

As opposed to half skipping you or 1/7 skipping you?

1/7.

If you had to b-movie monster which would you be?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fien...fiendface7.jpg

I'd be one of these guys, from The Fiend Without A Face. They're invisible, jumping, blood sucking brains that strangle humans and only appear after radiation levels are high enough. Because why the hell not.

Would you rather eat your grandma or your grandpa?

Blaro is the best at this game….
My grandpa. He's more meaty.

Last album you bought a physical copy of?

Black Sabbath - Mob Rules

Whats your favorite kind of soup?

Italian Wedding.

Can you cook?

Not really. I can make stuff that comes in packages (made some entry level potatoes au gratin yesterday), but I really don't have much instinct for it.

Favorite album from your most hated genre.

Johnny Cash - American IV: The Man Comes Around

Place you've always wanted to bang one out at but never got the chance?

Um… I'm going to answer this like it refers to playing a song on the piano.

On stage at the ACC would be pretty cool.

Most beautiful place you've ever been?

(Mine's a tie between Mount Baker National Park, Washington and Prague, Czech Republic.)