:laughing:....you ain't funny bitch.

To answer for my overly drunk friend, he will do so in the am.

You know, for a drunkass, my grammar is still better than yours.

You know as a stoner I just don't give a ****!

I guess stoners are pretty stupid.

Now, kitten you are just gettin biligerant.

How's about you come sit next to me and calm down..

Sing you a lullaby.

What does "billigerant" mean?

**** if I know! Ask autocorrect. Seemed solid.

Why would autocorrect give you a word that doesn't even exist? You're full of ****. Go **** yourself.

At this very moment I'm offering up a sacrifice.

Last truly great, mind blowing, almost life changing kiss?

My old manager had the greatest pussy ever. I made out with it for hours.

Does that count?

No, bullshit doesn't count.

For guys: ever tasted your own semen?

Yeah, that doesn't count unless you're actually throwing up.

Yes.

Ever gotten stitches in your head? (not face, skull)

I have - twice. Pretty amazing how much your head bleeds when cut open.

Yeh, I had a mole removed near my temple when I was younger. Friend and I were wrestling on the trampoline and he ripped it open, TONS of blood.. I didn't even know it happened until my friend noticed it pouring out.

Since Batlord called bs on my response to the last question (not sure which part) it got me thinking. Longest you've orally pleasured a SO?

Probably like five minutes, I'm not a big fan and the anaconda does the job pretty well.

What accomplishment are you most proud of?

Until she came. I'm a big fan.

@Frown

16 years ago I helped design a line of commercial loudspeakers that quickly became the industry standard and they are still selling strong. Pretty safe to say that you've heard them at one time or another - they are in malls, stadiums, airports, hotels, bars, restaurants, etc. all over the world.

Ever get knocked out cold?

Good man, Frown disappointed me, thanks for picking up the slack.

Close, but no. Got kicked in the head sparring. It ruined my entire day/night.

Most money you ever spent at one time?

When I eat you out I'll go the full nine yards. Most I ever spent was on a $700 tenor sax.

What do you typically eat for lunch?

Pasta.

You can masterfully play any instrument (other than the one you may already play) - which one?

Sitar

Same question

Violin

Same question

Kazoo

Different question.

The Flintstones.

http://www.cartoonscrapbook.com/01pi...stones_L23.jpg

You are on a plane sitting next to an absolutely stunning and sexy person. The plane is going down. You have maybe 5 minutes before you crash. What do you do?

Continue banging her after I hear about the crash :D

Power electronics?

Yes? Huh? What's the question? Hot dogs?

At what age would you be comfortable dying?

Never. I'll sacrifice as many virgins as necessary to attain immortality. Just sayin'.

What would be your price (money, status, job, genie-like wish, etc) to commit murder?

It would have to be a revenge scenario and $100.

If you committed murder by accident but couldn't prove it was self defense would you turn yourself in or try to get away with it?

Can you provide a scenario?

It's someone you knew and trusted who on paper would never turn on you but then tries to kill you for your money or something and so you fight them off and stab them in the throat but there are no witnesses and you have no physical evidence that they attacked you first. They have no apparent motive but maybe it looks like you do.

Something like A Simple Plan. idk.

That's a tough one. Kept writing out answers and then rethinking them.. I think I'd turn myself in though. With something like this it would depend on the circumstances for sure. I'm pretty forthcoming about my mistakes. If I had to do time and knew that it wouldn't be something like Ferguson where even in protective custody I'd have to fear for my life I'm sure I would turn myself in.

Have you ever broken the law over something serious?

My biggest offense is buying/selling weed.

If you could make one thing legal what would it be?

I would legalize smoking marijuana in all states.

Same question.

^Same answer.

Who is your favourite jazz artist?

Damn, tough question for me. There's a lot more interesting answers, but it's probably Coltrane. He was prolific, influential, and just dead ****ing amazing. I listen to a lot of jazz (seriously. A LOT)- but Coltrane is never not incredible.

What's your favorite household appliance?

Do sex toys count?

My knives or my handheld blender. All of the blending. None of the mess. Ahhhhhhh.....

Which of the five sense could you live without if you had to?

Smell. I'm congested all the time anyway.

Edit: Whoops. Forgot my Q.

Lose your arms or your legs?

Legs. It'd suck to be in a wheelchair, but life would be way harder if I couldn't manipulate things with my hands. Also, I wouldn't be able to masturbate.

Give up TV or video games?

Video games (I don't have any anyway)

Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes. An AK-47 and a Glock. Also what I seem to remember was an '03 Springfield, or maybe and M-1, but I only fired blanks for a firing detail at military school.

Who would you bet on in a fight between Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi?

Gandhi. Definitely one of those quiet shy types that if pushed too far goes totally mental. Bet he'd kick someone in the face even after they were already beaten unconscious.

Grossest thing you ever ate?

(fish ball soup in the jungles of China)