By waiting five minutes until your next one.

Are you a bitch who doesn't smoke cigarettes?

Hell no, im a smoker and i'll remain a smoker until im doing anti-cigarettes commercials with a hole in my throat.

Who's hotter, asians or brazilians?

Depends on their facial features and body type more than their race.

Red Pill or Feminism?

:confused:

And different races tend toward specific facial features and body types. Quit being a college communist.

Anything but feminism.

Ever gotten your ass kicked by someone who, by all the laws of the universe, you should have trounced?

Yup found myself waking up on the street in nashville covered in blood with a few chipped teeth. Sucker punched me, i was pretty drunk though.

If you could go back in time and change one thing what would it be?

There was one time when I ordered a taco at a burger restaurant when I wa six years old or so, but the burgers smelled so good when everyone got their food. It made my taco that was pretty good taste like ashes. So I would've gone back and ordered a burger.

Is electronic music easy to make? Explain why you are right or why you are wrong.

It can be as complicated or simple as any other kind of music.

Would you eat the dirty ass candy in Willy Wonka's factory?

Yeah, if that dirt was Oreo coolie crumbs. :D

Would you eat a Snickers with a knife and fork i.e. like George Costanza?

I don't eat Snickers at all. Don't like nuts. But if I did, no I would not use a knife and a fork.

Won't somebody please think of the children?

I'm not a child, so no.

You have arsenic in your mouth for some reason and the only way to get it out is to spit it in anyone's face that you want (it's unrealistic but **** off). Who will be receiving a faceful of poison?

Ki or Batlord.

Standup shower or shower+bath?

Standup shower, that's where i practice my power ballads to the audience in my head.

who was your first celebrety crush?

Never had one, never got how they even work.


Would you have sex with yourself if you could travel in time? (No pedo!)

Of course. That's the definition of masturbation.

What would you rather watch?

A: A video of a dude and a chick going down.

B: A video of a chick taking care of business by herself.

C: Batlord and JWB playing with anal beads?

A.

Have you ever performed cunnilingus?

Maybe a thousand times.

Have you ever performed anilingus?

Have not.

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Cause all the fun is letting someone else do it.

Why did they discontinue RC Cola?

Because they didn't.

You are on a date eating a very expensive dinner when a shooter enters the restaurant and starts firing. Do you:
Hide?
Finish your meal because you're broke and that **** was expensive?
Pull your gun out and join in on the fun?
Use your date as a human shield?
Get shot because you spent too much time considering these options?

Get shot because I spent too much time considering the options, but I am asking that someone finish the meal because that f*cker was too expensive.

From expensive meals to sh*tty meals.

Bojangles, Popeyes, KFC, or Churches chicken?

I've only been to Popeye's and KFC. The latter has some bitchin sides and hit or miss chicken so I'll go with that.

Best DOOM project?

This one.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110819170344
And I also want to say, to your previous question: none of the above, as I would never be on a date, unless you count curled up in a ball, crying in the corner of my room as a date.

Colonise the moon or leave it the **** alone and concentrate on our own problems down here?

Space travel and planet colonization is key to the survival of the human species. We can't stay here forever.

Average grocery store bill?

20 to 30 dollars usually, i don't spend to much at once, im on a budget.

If you could fix only 1 mistake from your past, which one would it be?

Joining Music Banter.

If you could go back in time and stop yourself from eating one meal, what would it be?

I once ate a fried egg that had a green yolk, i suspected it was spoiled but i ate it anyway so i would go back and not do that.

If MB was a sinking ship and you could only save 1 member, who would it be?

Oriphiel.

Do you believe in a soul/spirit?

No, I am currently believing in my bedroom. A few hours ago I was believing in a Burger King. Can't say I've ever believed in a soul/spirit.

Marvel or DC?

DC, as in, don't care. Though probably Marvel going from movies. The Xmen are an interesting bunch of characters.

What do the lime and the coconut represent?

Rum.

What video game city would you like to spend a week exploring?

Windhelm, from Skyrim. It's just such a medieval-looking city.

If you had to be a tranny, pre- or post-op?

Pre. Modern technology is great but it's still nothing like the real thing rather your MtF or FtM.

What do you hate most about Manowar?

Who?

Physics or biology?

I'll go with biology because it's sexy.

Name as many objects as you would like that are in your immediate area.

Rope, vibrator, weed kit, stratcoaster, german classical guitar, electric trimmer, and a bunch of mundane ****.

Favorite spice girl?

Back then Ginger.. now, idk, but photoshopped Sporty looks pretty fine in some pics.

http://zone1.sprdit.netdna-cdn.com/w...-c-tattoos.jpg

Most infuriating game you've ever played?

Dark Souls II. Or any old Nintendo platformer with no saves.

What does "wherefore art thou..." mean?

"Where are you"?
Acoustic or electric guitar? (Either to hear or play, or both)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...55c2889a72.jpg

Favourite Asian dish?