That's reserved for Jimmy Olsen.

**** Jimmy Olsen. Freckled little twat.

I mean, yeah, but he's got a watch.

Supergirl, 'cause who wants to fight petty crime all day.

Resolve this cruel irony: generally, why is it that food that tastes good often ends up being bad for your health?

Not always. Watermelon is good for you and awesome. Broccoli tastes pretty good. People only say this cause the super beloved foods like cake, fudge, and others are bad for you.

Do you hate pop? Why or why not?

Do I hate pop? No, hate is a strong word. I do have a general distaste for top 40 radio. It doesn't interest me. Yeah it's generally catchy, but that is the point. To be as consumable as possible. The same tricks get pulled out again and again. But there are always exceptions to the rule. Lady Gaga's last album was palatable, and you know to appease bat, I enjoy the occasional Ke$ha track from time to time. I'll certainly give everything a shot but I don't have high hopes for the next big thing on the radio.

Would you consider Bandcamp a useful tool for music discovery? Or is it too hard to wade through the garbage to find the gold?

Sure it's useful. I can buy an album of mine for $50 using a shadow account and land on the best selling experimental albums list. Tell me that's not useful.

Oh, music discovery? I don't really use it for that but I do find it very useful in the event of checking out a friend's band. I don't see how it isn't useful if you can find me on there.

What's the saddest film you've seen?

Dancer in the Dark

Would you rather **** MC Ride or Zach Hill?

MC Ride, I guess?

Would you rather have been born with four (fully functional) arms or four eyes (on your forehead)?

If I had four hands I could play several instruments at once, so that's a no brainer.

What's the last thing you cooked?

Pop tarts (if you count putting them in the toaster as cooking)

When did you first realize that you were no longer a human?

Where is the most relaxing place you have ever been to?

Standing on the shore of flathead lake Montana skipping rocks when the lake was calm early in the morning. It looked like glass before the rocks would skip across leaving the little ripples in the water.

What was the scariest experience in your life?

nobody answered mine.

Trollheart did

no he didn't.

When I was a 4 or 5 a guy almost crashed into my dad's car so my dad flipped him off and the dude chased us all the way home. We got the car into the garage and closed it before he got there. Dude proceeded to run over our mailbox and dented our garage door with a crowbar or golf club and left. Pretty freaky for that age.

What's the best restaurant you've ever been to?

tell your dad he's a pussy

. thanks dudes.

You just don't remember. Here, look into this...

where am i?

:laughing:

perhaps one of your funniest moments TH, and you don't have those very often.

Treasure it.

What is the meaning of SPAM?

Sexy Potatoes at the Mall

There was a place in Canada when I visited a while back that had the absolute best fettuccine alfredo i've ever had. to this day, nothing has ever been better. so that would be the best restaurant i've ever been to. unfortunately i don't remember the name right now. if i do, i'll let you know.

What is one thing you want more than anything in the world right now at this exact moment of reading this?

A cigarette.

Hottest teacher at any of your schools?

Probably my algebra teacher in the 9th grade. (Or my Latin teacher.. hard to say) Unfortunately his computer's screensaver was bible quotes (in comic sans) which made him about 20% less hot. He resented me because he constantly had to bring my school work all the way down to detention on the first floor (if you had a history of being late, you would eventually have to go straight to a little punishment room with cubicles any time you were late again.)

Have you ever stolen anything from a store?

Twice that I know of.

I got arrested and spent a night in a cell for shoplifting when I was a teenager once. The value of the items came to less than a £ and I got a lifetime ban from Asda and Wal-Mart.

A couple of years later we went back in and I went to the music section, opened a case and put a CD in my pocket (just the disc) and walked out, as I passed the doors the alarms went off which I thought was odd, got about 50m round the corner and looked down and noticed the electronic sticker they use to keep the CD cases closed was stuck to my shoe, obviously had stepped on it when thieving but I got away with that one.

What's the worst thing you've done when drunk?

Chasing poor innocent concert goers (outside the venue) with a large stick while yelling (singing?) passionately in gibberish. This was many, many moons ago of course.

Would you rather have tiny doll-size hands or enormous (like, computer monitor sized) hands?

Tiny, doll size would match my frame better, and I'd be a jeweler, or the guy that can get a loose screw out of a laptop, or I'd construct custom high end dollhouse furniture with doll sized tools and my tiny hands would be the logo for my product.

What's your religious and political affiliations, and your stances on abortion, gun rights, healthcare, and foreign policy?

**** that.

No affiliation, but as far as politics go I largely lean left.

Should be easier to get than a bottle of water. So much so that it's almost mandatory to get one.

I think that local governments should determine what is appropriate for their region, because a person who owns a gun in a rural area and a person who owns a gun in the city likely have very different reasons for having a gun.

Doctors should be like police and work for everyone in an unprejudiced manner with no direct charge (meaning they're paid through taxes and such).

Be nice and stuff. Don't pull our dick out when there's another one swinging to no effect. Have a beer with Putin.

Do you think that our somewhat short history of advertising has had any effect on how our brains operate?

Atheist/Humanist, Socialist, pro-choice, not exactly anti-gun but anti-excess (what civilian needs a ****ing automatic weapon?), equal healthcare, idk much about foreign policy at all.

What's your least favorite country?

Absolutely. Manufactured consent, century of the self, etc. It's become part of politics too.

America. Do I need to give a reason? (that is not the question)

What is one material object that you've managed to keep throughout your entire life? It can be anything from a blanket to a shirt.

Still have a blanket that my mother knitted when I was an infant.

You like a song and look it up on YouTube, only to find out that the music video sucks or doesn't fit the nature of the jam. How do you feel about this?

Well luckily I have the choice to listen to the song without the video so I think i'll be just fine. I've survived worse.

What song are you listening to right now?

Typical MB non-answer.

Some dude is playing Chopin - Nocturne Op. 27 No.2 (Rubinstein) right now in a plug room I'm in.

We'll do something easy. Favorite season?