P.G. Wodehouse. Sublime comic genius.

Fictional character you'd most want to spend the day with?

Jesus.

Favorite video game?

Not all that into video games, but Trackmania Nations isn't too bad.

Have you ever been stalked?

Yes! When Iived in Tn and worked 3rd shift.I bought an asp as a result of it.

Ever wanted to change your identity?

Not really, unless you count MB but I'm pretty transparent about who I am.

Do you cook?

Does boiling noodles on occasion count? If not, then a big, clear "no".

Do you like Norway?

I certainly like the landscape and have nothing against the people. It can't be much colder than Canada.

Do you use invisible mode?

There's an invisible mode? Where?

Favorite sex position?

Doggystyle, but it's all good.

What's the most you've paid for an album?

33 dollars for The Beatles' self-titled "white album" (gatefold double CD, nothing special).

Next person, just answer Frownie's question, I'm interested.

About £20 for Shabazz Palaces's Black Up on vinyl. Similar amount for Weltuntergangsstimmung by Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat, also on vinyl.

Would you rather listen to music or watch tv shows/films etc. for the rest of your life.

I love both but I have to go with music. If we're going super literal, music is crucial to many films so it wouldn't be quite the same.

What's the worst date you've ever been on?

I tried online dating and met up with a girl after a few weeks at the dog park with her dog. She looked way different from the pics and all she did was gawk over the stupid chihuahua she brought. Also the dog was a complete *sshole to other dogs. I said goodbye after like an hour and we never spoke again. Not too bad I suppose but what a waste of an hour.

Favorite monster?

Frankenstein' s Monster

Favorite day of week?

Friday.

Favorite MB member?

Probably Neapolitan, we have very good banter. We've bonded on plug despite having mainly different tastes in music, wonderful and stand up dude who doesn't get involved in the forum politics and I highly respect that. I like people who can have casual conversation.

Last time you went for a dental checkup, did you need to make another appointment for anything?

Not this time, no.

What's your favourite book?

Right now, Fight Club. All the over-the-top cynicism and pseudo-intellectual mumbo jumbo are just fun. I like to be able to wallow in misanthropy without having to take it seriously.

Boring immortality or a normal human lifetime of fun?

Obviously the latter. I probably wouldn't want a fun immortality anyway, the fun will become commonplace and boring.

Where was the last place you traveled to?

Germany. It was wunderbar.

Favourite season of the year?

Fall. Those beautiful tree colors and perfect sweatshirt weather.

Favorite cell phone app?

Cartoons HD.

Friends or family?

Friends. Way to get hardcore damn.

Beer or wine? Digging the savvy btw

Beer.

Are there any genres you don't listen to or avoid?

Generally hip-hop and metal, but I've been listening to a bit of the latter for MM2 and will be trying a bit of the former in my journal. I want to see another person answer this question, so I won't ask another.

I don't really avoid anything, although country is something I don't really listen to much. The genre im least knowledgeable in for sure.

Extreme heat or extreme cold?

Cold.You can put more clothes on but you can't take skin off.

How do you l like your coffee?

Black, like my trannies.

What kind of phone do you have (if you have one)?

Drums because they're the key to a lot of songs and a lot more fun to play.

What's your favourite (alcoholic) drink?

Strawberry Daiquiri or Pineapple Martini or Sangria.

DDR or Rock Band?

Hunting season.

Ever seen a dead body in real life? If so, did you touch it?

Yes and yes. But not sexually.

How often do you drunk drive? Even with only a slight buzz.

Every time I drink.. so a few times a year, lol. I don't think I have driven with a BAC over the legal limit in quite a few years.

Perms or Afros?

Perms.

Do you like progressive rock as a genre?

My favorite genre.

When was the last time you went out to a fancy restaurant and what did you eat?

I don't listen to much, but what I do, I love.

Fantasy or science fiction?

EDIT: A few months ago. Filet mignon.

Fantasy. Science fiction often shows more inventive storytelling, but fantasy is like comfort food to me.

Ancient Greece or ancient Rome?

Ancient Greece. Unlike the Romans, they were interested in science for science's sake.

On the subject, favourite Greek god?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...yros_C5878.jpg

Last truly epic movie you saw?

Gone Girl a few days ago. So amazing.

If you had to, would you rather fuck Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly?

wut